Brian and Lindsay in “Pilot”

Well, here we are. Ma and Pa.

Hey...

Don't mind me. Just feeling a little... vulnerable.

I promise not to tell.

Who would have thought? You and me, parents?

It's pretty scary, boys and girls. Think it's too late to return it?

[whispers] We could try... [laughs] I guess this means we're finally grown-ups.

Don't say that Wendy. We'll never grow up.

Don't be scared. Hell, if our parents could fuck up, so could we.