Doon Mackichan quotes from QI

Doon Mackichan

I'd quite like to be, sort of … a minute … old. After the smack and everything's washed off, you're straight on the tit, you've got entertainment, you've got sleep and you can cry all the time without anyone thinking you're weird.

Doon Mackichan

The Little Book of Calm … and mace spray.

Doon Mackichan

But some people say, it's because of passion, like when you meet the man or woman of your dreams, you have an electric shock.

Jimmy Carr

Sometimes if I meet an attractive woman, I will tazer her.