Cal Wilson quotes from QI

Cal Wilson

I did have a similar experience to Jimmy’s, in New Zealand. I was going for a lady’s examination, and so lying there with this doctor doing the examination, and she was just tinkering away, and then she goes, “haven’t I seen you on Thank God You’re Here?”, which is a TV show back home, and I went, “Yes, but why are you recognising me now?”

Phill Jupitus

It's like you're talking about Narnia or something. Some fantastical land you've only heard about.

Cal Wilson

You make your way through the fur coats and suddenly...

Stephen Fry

Woah. [hides his face in his hand]

Stephen Fry

What did Napoleon say to Josephine on his way back from a journey?

Alan Davies

I sense a trap! The only thing I know about Napoleon and Josephine was he said...

Stephen Fry

Yeah?

Alan Davies

What was it? Rob, what was it?

Rob Brydon

Phill?

Phill Jupitus

Cal?

Cal Wilson

I’m gonna do it. “I’m coming back. Don’t wash.”

Stephen Fry

Just out of interest, how many popes does the Vatican have per square kilometre?

Cal Wilson

How many popes? Like, buried, or in storage?

Stephen Fry

No, actually live, living popes.

Alan Davies

One.

Stephen Fry

No. It’s actually 2.27 recurring, because the Vatican City’s only 0.44 or a kilometre. So the average would be per square kilometre.

Jimmy Carr

Well, I think we have it, ladies and gentlemen, the most annoying question ever asked!