Andy Hamilton quotes from QI

Stephen Fry

Thirty-mile-an-hour winds come when a train enters the station, and a lot of hair gets blown down into the tunnels.

Andy Hamilton

That's how I lost mine, actually. Most of it is Tottenham Court Road.

Alan Davies

Give everyone the mental age of six.

Andy Hamilton

Well, the media are working on that, aren't they?

Andy Hamilton

How else do you meet if you’re not on a dating site, though?

Alan Davies

Join a group.

Andy Hamilton

Join a group?

Stephen Fry

Yeah.

Alan Davies

Yeah, you join a Facebook group with like minded people.

Andy Hamilton

Oh, right.

Alan Davies

They send you witty remarks. Eventually, you send them a photograph of your genitals.

Stephen Fry

It seems that we produce about three pints of wind a day.

Jo Brand

Pints?

Stephen Fry

Yes, it's measured in pints. Released in ten to fifteen individual "episodes".

Andy Hamilton

You can get the box set as well.

Alan Davies

Or, you can have a feature-length episode.

Stephen Fry

Why shouldn’t you sleep with a dog?

Andy Hamilton

He won’t respect you in the morning.