Carlton Lassiter quotes from Psych

Lassiter

Are you saying that Spencer might actually win this thing? Oh my God, the Mayans were right.

Henry

That's it. I'm gonna have to move. There's no other solution.

Shawn

He asked us to sprinkle those ashes off Stern's Wharf. It's the only Jewish wharf in all of Santa Barbara, so it felt like the very least we could do.

OK. So you stopped your investigation to do this.

Shawn

Of course not, that would have been completely irresponsible.

Gus

But we put it in the back of my car. We were planning on...doing it later.

Shawn

That's right. But then...something happened.

Juliet

Don't even tell me--

Lassiter

No!

Juliet

You said it was cake mix!

Shawn

No I never said that.

Juliet

Yes you did you said you and Gus were gonna go home and you were gonna make homemade Twinkies!

Shawn

OK, now you're just making stuff up, sweetie.