Pound Puppies · Season 1
My friends, we may be small, we may be dainty, but do you know what's deep inside each and every one of us?
Uh, goose-liver fois gras on stone-ground whole wheat crackers?
No. The primal howl! Raise your heads proudly and let me hear you howl to the moon!
Isn't that a disco ball?
It will suffice.
Next, we will mark our territory...with our scent.
You don't mean...?
Oh yes!
Excuse me, be ye the captain of this here establishment?
If you're looking for the costume party, I believe it's about a mile that way at the corner of "Get away from me" street and "Before I call the cops, you strange old kook" avenue.
And a fine joke that was, sir. Broke the ice, it did. Like a solid oak prow off the coast of Nova Scotia.
What?
Psst! Hey, parrots. I'm a member of the Pound Puppies, and I'm looking for Mr. Squawkers. Do you know him?
Pound Puppies! [squawks]
Yeah, that's me. But shh. Don't mention that dogs can talk. It's secret.
[squawks] Dogs can talk. Dogs can talk.
(To Niblet) Ask them where Mr. Squawkers is.
I've got a better idea, Humphrey. Maybe they can show us where he is.
[gasps] It's the great parrot rebellion. Just as the Mayans predicted. Run for your lives!
I was on the internet, when I came across this video. I warn you, what you are about to see, is disturbing.
I was on the internet once when I fell into the toilet.
Hey! Me Too!
The singing Rebound video is up to seven million hits now, and that's on this one site alone!
I'm really sorry.
It's okay Rebound, it's not your fault.
It's not?
Actually, it kinda is.
(To Mr. Grupo) It's the first time a dog, let alone three dogs didn't bark like crazy at me. Not a peep. And look at this, they brought me my slippers [holds up slippers]...Wait a minute, how'd they get my slippers? Ah well, it sure was cute.
Hi, Julie. [Winnie and Jenny are walking without Penny and Julie quickly hides Checkers and pops out]
Uh hi, Winnie. How's it going?
Not good. We had to kick Jenny out of the Pony Sister Club.
I'm Jenny!
Then the other one.
Penny.
Right, Penny.
You kicked her out of the club. Why?
Because she bought this puppy.
Ruffles and all she ever did was talk about him. Ruffles this, Ruffles that, Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles.
Why that's just horrible!
Penny is really not Pony Sister Material. And to be honest with you, I think she did not really deserve to be kept in the club in the first place. It is just probable that evryone else thinks that as well, judging by how ruthless she is.
All right then, let's do this! On, Cookie! On, Strudel! On, puppies with bows! On, Niblet! On, Squirt-Squirt! Let's go, doggies, go!
Bye, guys! Good luck!
Be good, pups. We'll be back soon.
Don't eat all the kibble cake!
You already did!
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
It's impossible!
It's ridiculous!
It's impossodiculosselous!
Rebound, I will never doubt you again.
I will, but not about this.
Just one more piece and my kite will be--
What's the problem, Mr. McLeish?
I'm trying to complete a very important construction project.
Your Pretty Pink Princess Glitter-Wing Kite Kit?
Well, that's part of it. But the dogs out here are going all higgledy piggledy.
Higgledy piggledy, sir?
It's a technical term. Look it up sometime.
[howls]
It means that.
Miss Petunia? Are you okay?
[groans]
Men.
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