Pound Puppies · Season 1
Seriously, do you have no pride at all? Look what your human dressed you in.
Oh, yeah. Ridiculous, huh? Actually, see, she's not my human. I really don't have a human.
Why not? What's wrong with you?
What's wrong? Nothing's wrong with me!
Oh, really, Madame Mr. Chewy McFluffster? What if I told you your lipstick is smeared?!
And your tutu is crooked?!
And you are possibly the lamest-looking creature I have ever seen!
You-you can talk?
Yes, I can talk, but that needs to stay our secret. And I'm gonna let you in on another secret. I have a job to, and that job is to get dogs adopted by boys and girls like you.
Zoomit plus person plus me equals love!
Of course! All she needs is a coach! (to Lucky) Like how you coached me from jumping in and ruining that nice folks' picnic. (to Zipper) I mean before you did.
A coach, now that's an idea, Niblet. But we don't really know any zoomit dogs.
Sure we do.
We do?
Awesome!
And if I know this zoomit champ as much as I think I do, he'll jump at the chance to train you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You want me to what? Not a chance, I'm outta here, I'm gone.
Squirt, you're a genius -- an evil genius.
Alright, pull!
I'm watching the zoomit...I'm chasing the zoomit...
Well, that was weird.
Yeah, seeing Agatha getting kissed by some bald guy? Ew!
No! Seeing some bald guy just talk Agatha into getting another dog.
Hey, I'll tell you what, toots -- you want to be useful? Why don't you take me on a tour of the house?
Yay! Come on. It'll be fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
Yeah, fun. Like mange is fun.
Your versions of those stories sure have a lot of bears in them.
If Cookie told Cookie to just stay and do nothing, would she just stay and do nothing?
(gruff) You, there! Ducky, is it?
Uh, it's actually...
(cutting Lucky off) Listen up, Ducky! This is Dash Whippet speaking!
(Starstruck, excited) Dash Whippet?! THE Dash Whippet?!
I said I was, didn't I?!
Hey, Lucky, who's on the phone!
(almost bursting from happiness) It's Dash Whippet!!
(laughs, excited) The Dash Whippet?!
(Getting tired of their starry-eyed stares) How many one and only Dash Whippet's do you think there are?!?!
Strudel, I got to hand it to you.
Talk about a streamlined operation. I mean, come on. 23 pup adoptions in 10 minutes?
It's a compact disc!
No, it's -- it's a record, Niblet. A record.
All right, Strudel, you got us all down here. Now, what's the big news?
Oh, nothing...except the most brilliant innovation since the dawn of time!
At long last -- a device that delivers kibble straight to my tummy!
You've got one of those. It's called your mouth.
I'm amazing!
So, what happened?
Um, you see, there was a bit of confusion while I was hypnotizing McLeish, and what with all the back-and-forth and--
[howls]
She made him think he was a dog.
I made him think he was a dog?! It was your fault!
Look, I don't care whose fault it is, I just want to know how we fix him.
(rolls eyes) Oh brother...
I'm on you like ugly on a dogcatcher's face.
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