Niblet quotes from Pound Puppies

Cookie

Hey, there. I'm Cookie --

Cookie? What kind of name is that? Sounds like something a human would think of.

Cookie

As a matter of fact, it is, and --

Look, Cookie, how about you take your adorable human name, turn around, and go bother someone else? We have nothing to discuss.

Cookie

Oh, really? Well, listen, tough guy. I'm sure the "alpha male" routine works on some dogs, but I've got an operation to run and --

That's just fascinating. Meanwhile, I've got --

Cookie

You did not just interrupt the Cookie! Honey, right now I don't know who you are or where you come from. What I do know is that you're filthy, and you smell like a dog park dumpster on a hot day in August.

Uh...

Cookie

Did I ask a question to which the answer is "uh"? Now hush up and listen. You will come out of that kennel and you will take a bath. And once you're clean, you will drop the attitude, you will smile, and you will help us help you out!

(smiles) Okay.

Cookie

Really?

No one's ever talked to me like that. I kinda like it. Name's Fang.

Cookie

Oh, I'm Cookie, w-which you already know. Anyway, uh, come on.

Fine, but I wash myself.

Cookie

Fine. And then I'll take a look at your paw.

Sure.

Niblet

Cookie? Next time I'm a bad dog, will you talk mean to me too?

Cookie

[growls]

Squirt

Bad luck is bad luck. You can't just wash it off with soap and water.

Lucky

You know, I get why Niblet believes in all this hocus-pocus stuff. I mean, he refuses to eat out of the left side of his dish ever Tuesday, Friday, and third Monday.

Niblet

That's so the magic flea angels won't get me.

Lucky

But, you, Squirt -- I don't understand.

Strudel

Stupendous!

Lucky

Strudel, what is it?

Strudel

You won't believe this, but if you multiply the diameter of the parking lot by the height of the fence, then divide it by the length of this kennel, you get Pi!

Niblet

(as Lucky, Cookie, Squirt, and himself look at Strudel confused): Cherry or pumpkin?

Squirt

We got to get rid of this walking handbag. He's a menace!

Lucky

I thought you never met a mutt you didn't like.

Squirt

He ain't no mutt. He's an alligator.

Niblet

An alligator who can talk!

Cookie

Yeah. How'd you learn to do that, anyway?

Oh, you know, from other dogs, much like yourselves.

Squirt

Yeah, dogs you ate.

Not me. Oh, I'm a vegetarian.

Squirt

I don't care if you're a Presbyterian. You're not a pet like us.

Squirt

Great, great, great. We're so deep in the woods that even a couple of squirrels can't find their way around.

Cookie

I guess we really are lost.

Niblet

Does this mean we have to start eating each other? 'Cause if we do, I pick Strudel.

Strudel

Ack!

And not just any bacon. We're talking prime cut, maple-smoked, nitrate-free bacon -- only the best for our canine comrades.

Lucky

Wait a minute. What's the catch?

Catch? You offend me, Lucky. This is simply an olive branch to show our feelings are genuine. So, what do you say? You call the rest of your team up here and have yourselves a celebration.

Lucky

Well...

Niblet

Please, Lucky! It's a giant pile of pork and dog biscuits, for Pete's sake!

Lucky

Oh, why not? Jaden, get the other guys and let's party!

Cookie

I'm heading home right after the party.

Niblet

I'm going to sneak into Rebound's house today after Agatha takes off her glasses.

[Runs up to him.] She'll think he's a couch!

Niblet

Of course! All she needs is a coach! (to Lucky) Like how you coached me from jumping in and ruining that nice folks' picnic. (to Zipper) I mean before you did.

Lucky

A coach, now that's an idea, Niblet. But we don't really know any zoomit dogs.

Niblet

Sure we do.

Lucky

We do?

Zipper

Awesome!

Niblet

And if I know this zoomit champ as much as I think I do, he'll jump at the chance to train you!

Squirt

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You want me to what? Not a chance, I'm outta here, I'm gone.

Cookie

Strudel, I got to hand it to you.

Squirt

Talk about a streamlined operation. I mean, come on. 23 pup adoptions in 10 minutes?

Niblet

It's a compact disc!

Squirt

No, it's -- it's a record, Niblet. A record.

Lucky

All right, Strudel, you got us all down here. Now, what's the big news?

Strudel

Oh, nothing...except the most brilliant innovation since the dawn of time!

Niblet

At long last -- a device that delivers kibble straight to my tummy!

Squirt

You've got one of those. It's called your mouth.

Niblet

I'm amazing!

Lucky

So, what happened?

Strudel

Um, you see, there was a bit of confusion while I was hypnotizing McLeish, and what with all the back-and-forth and--

McLeish

[howls]

Niblet

She made him think he was a dog.

Strudel

I made him think he was a dog?! It was your fault!

Lucky

Look, I don't care whose fault it is, I just want to know how we fix him.

Lucky

(rolls eyes) Oh brother...

Niblet

Psst! Hey, parrots. I'm a member of the Pound Puppies, and I'm looking for Mr. Squawkers. Do you know him?

Pound Puppies! [squawks]

Niblet

Yeah, that's me. But shh. Don't mention that dogs can talk. It's secret.

[squawks] Dogs can talk. Dogs can talk.

(To Niblet) Ask them where Mr. Squawkers is.

Niblet

I've got a better idea, Humphrey. Maybe they can show us where he is.

[gasps] It's the great parrot rebellion. Just as the Mayans predicted. Run for your lives!

Lucky

All right then, let's do this! On, Cookie! On, Strudel! On, puppies with bows! On, Niblet! On, Squirt-Squirt! Let's go, doggies, go!

Patches

Bye, guys! Good luck!

Lucky

Be good, pups. We'll be back soon.

Niblet

Don't eat all the kibble cake!

Cupcake

You already did!

Niblet

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Cookie

It's impossible!

Squirt

It's ridiculous!

Niblet

It's impossodiculosselous!

Squirt

Niblet, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be out flying a kite?

Niblet

It got stuck on a billboard. Olaf and Mr. McLeish climbed up to get it down. Then they got attacked by some pigeons. Then they got arrested.