Hey, there. I'm Cookie --
Cookie? What kind of name is that? Sounds like something a human would think of.
As a matter of fact, it is, and --
Look, Cookie, how about you take your adorable human name, turn around, and go bother someone else? We have nothing to discuss.
Oh, really? Well, listen, tough guy. I'm sure the "alpha male" routine works on some dogs, but I've got an operation to run and --
That's just fascinating. Meanwhile, I've got --
You did not just interrupt the Cookie! Honey, right now I don't know who you are or where you come from. What I do know is that you're filthy, and you smell like a dog park dumpster on a hot day in August.
Uh...
Did I ask a question to which the answer is "uh"? Now hush up and listen. You will come out of that kennel and you will take a bath. And once you're clean, you will drop the attitude, you will smile, and you will help us help you out!
(smiles) Okay.
Really?
No one's ever talked to me like that. I kinda like it. Name's Fang.
Oh, I'm Cookie, w-which you already know. Anyway, uh, come on.
Fine, but I wash myself.
Fine. And then I'll take a look at your paw.
Sure.
Cookie? Next time I'm a bad dog, will you talk mean to me too?
[growls]
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