Lucky quotes from Pound Puppies

Strudel

Time to go, Lucky.

Lucky

Okay. Say goodbye, Ginger.

(smiling) Goodbye Ginger.

Lucky

Can I ask you something, Slick?

Sure, Lucky.

Lucky

Do you ever think about me?

Everyday, kiddo. Everyday.

Cookie

How does such a little dog know so much?

It's easy, just like I can tell that you and Lucky are more than just friends.

Cookie

W-what?

Lucky

Yeah. W-what? Uh, obviously, young Kiki here isn't always right. Hey, I know. Let's find her a human.

And not just any bacon. We're talking prime cut, maple-smoked, nitrate-free bacon -- only the best for our canine comrades.

Lucky

Wait a minute. What's the catch?

Catch? You offend me, Lucky. This is simply an olive branch to show our feelings are genuine. So, what do you say? You call the rest of your team up here and have yourselves a celebration.

Lucky

Well...

Niblet

Please, Lucky! It's a giant pile of pork and dog biscuits, for Pete's sake!

Lucky

Oh, why not? Jaden, get the other guys and let's party!

Lucky

You know how it is.

I'm only three months old. I don't know how anything is.

Seriously, do you have no pride at all? Look what your human dressed you in.

Lucky

Oh, yeah. Ridiculous, huh? Actually, see, she's not my human. I really don't have a human.

Why not? What's wrong with you?

Lucky

What's wrong? Nothing's wrong with me!

Oh, really, Madame Mr. Chewy McFluffster? What if I told you your lipstick is smeared?!

And your tutu is crooked?!

And you are possibly the lamest-looking creature I have ever seen!

Dot

You-you can talk?

Lucky

Yes, I can talk, but that needs to stay our secret. And I'm gonna let you in on another secret. I have a job to, and that job is to get dogs adopted by boys and girls like you.

Niblet

Of course! All she needs is a coach! (to Lucky) Like how you coached me from jumping in and ruining that nice folks' picnic. (to Zipper) I mean before you did.

Lucky

A coach, now that's an idea, Niblet. But we don't really know any zoomit dogs.

Niblet

Sure we do.

Lucky

We do?

Zipper

Awesome!

Niblet

And if I know this zoomit champ as much as I think I do, he'll jump at the chance to train you!

Squirt

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You want me to what? Not a chance, I'm outta here, I'm gone.

(gruff) You, there! Ducky, is it?

Lucky

Uh, it's actually...

(cutting Lucky off) Listen up, Ducky! This is Dash Whippet speaking!

Lucky

(Starstruck, excited) Dash Whippet?! THE Dash Whippet?!

I said I was, didn't I?!

Cookie

Hey, Lucky, who's on the phone!

Lucky

(almost bursting from happiness) It's Dash Whippet!!

Cookie

(laughs, excited) The Dash Whippet?!

(Getting tired of their starry-eyed stares) How many one and only Dash Whippet's do you think there are?!?!

Lucky

All right, Strudel, you got us all down here. Now, what's the big news?

Strudel

Oh, nothing...except the most brilliant innovation since the dawn of time!

Niblet

At long last -- a device that delivers kibble straight to my tummy!

Squirt

You've got one of those. It's called your mouth.

Niblet

I'm amazing!

Lucky

So, what happened?

Strudel

Um, you see, there was a bit of confusion while I was hypnotizing McLeish, and what with all the back-and-forth and--

McLeish

[howls]

Niblet

She made him think he was a dog.

Strudel

I made him think he was a dog?! It was your fault!

Lucky

Look, I don't care whose fault it is, I just want to know how we fix him.

Lucky

(rolls eyes) Oh brother...

Lucky

All right then, let's do this! On, Cookie! On, Strudel! On, puppies with bows! On, Niblet! On, Squirt-Squirt! Let's go, doggies, go!

Patches

Bye, guys! Good luck!

Lucky

Be good, pups. We'll be back soon.

Niblet

Don't eat all the kibble cake!

Cupcake

You already did!

Niblet

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Lucky

Miss Petunia? Are you okay?

[groans]

Cookie

Men.

Strudel

This is ridiculous!

Lucky

No, it's not. It'll work. You three just act like dogs. As long as you're on leashes, we should be okay. Niblet, Cookie, don't forget - we're senior humans out for a walk.

Cookie

[Elderly voice] You got it, sonny.

Niblet

Jeepers peepers, I'm 11!

Lucky

People years, Niblet, not dog years.

Niblet

I'm 11,000!

Lucky

Close enough.

Patches

This place is cool!

Yes. Yes it is.

Lucky

Yeah? Well, your elevator operator coughed on me. Probably gave me scurvy. Nothing fancy about scurvy, is there?