WhopperNo honey down here either.
Oh, no! You guys! Looking for the biscuit box again, huh?
Nope. We’re looking for honey. We want to find out how puppies are born.
What’s honey got to do with puppies?
Whopper
You know, cos of the birds and bees. (imitating buzzing noise)
I think you’re both confused.
Then unconfuse us, Holly.
Whopper
Yeah, tell us where puppies come from.
Well, the birds and the bees are myth, just like the stork.
Whopper
What’s a stork?
Whopper
Check.
A big bird with a long beak.
Whopper
Check.
It stands on one long leg.
Whopper
Check.
And some folks say “Stork drops the baby bundles of joy down the chimney.”
Whopper
Check.
(Off-screen) Holly, where’s that whipped cream?
Coming! (getting some whipped cream out of the fridge) I’ll explain later, guys. Lucy’s waiting.
Whopper
I just got one question. What’s a myth?
I think the girl is a myth and the boy is a mister.
Oh! Look at me! Look at me!
There weren’t any puppies in that honey, so let’s not stick around.
Whopper
Yeah. She’s sticking around for everybody.
Whoa! Brattina, you ninny! Not me! Get those dogs!
(Off-screen) I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
BEBright Eyes and Whopper
(yelping)
Ouch! Ouch! Brattina, what are you doing?! Pull up! Pull UP!
Whopper
It’s been nice doing you, Bright Eyes!
We may have to put a leash on you two.
What were you two little dickens doing up there?
We wanted to see the puppies arrive.
Whopper
We saw the stork but we couldn’t find any bundles.
And the puppies weren’t in the honey. Oh, it’s all kind of confusing!
Whopper
So, tell us again real slow. How are puppies born?
We’ll do better than tell you. We’ll show you.
Okay, the time has come! She’s having them!
Oh! Aren’t they beautiful?
The cutest little things I’ve ever seen.
And it came from the mama’s tummy! Oh, it’s amazing!
Whopper
So that’s how puppies are born! Oh, boy! What won’t they think of next?
So, gang, how goes the puppy-sitting biz?
WBWhopper and Bright Eyes
We quit.
All they do is fight, fight, fight.
Whopper
Yeah, and after they’re done, they fight some more.
Cooler, before we get these pups adopted, we have to shake them up.
(referring to three puppies) Yeah. Or tie them up.
If only they could work together on something. (having an idea) Like a party! We could toss a surprise party for Lucy and Rusty.
Whopper
Why don’t we just toss the pups instead?
Candy, Mandy and Andy could help plan a party and learn all about teamwork.
(kissing Nose Marie) Nose Marie, you’re a genius.
Alright, puppies. Let’s get busy. We have balloons to blow up, create paper to hang and signs to paint.
Get your paws off those paints!
Whopper
Let me handle this, ma’am.
Whopper
This is police chief Whopper, ordering you to hand over those paints on the double!
Whopper
Oh, that does it! 30 days in the doghouse for you three!
Alright, Candy, Mandy and Andy. I want you all to help me whip up a cake for the big party with your mum and dad get back. And when we’re done, I’ll let ya all lick the spoon.
(coughing) No, puppies! We’re supposed to work together. (coughing again)
Come back here with that spoon!
Yeah! We got to lick it too!
You’ll never lick this spoon!
CMCandy and Mandy
Let’s get him!
RARed Alert Pup
Red Alert! Pups on the loose! Red Alert! Pups on the loose!
Oh, no! The puppies went upstairs!
Katrina’s sure to catch them!
Whopper
Boy! Will she be sorry?
Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
You’ll never lick this spoon! Not in a million years!
No, but we’re gonna lick you!
(gasps) What’s this? There’s a crummy dog loose in the yard!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
(gasp)
It’s round-up time. (laughs maniacally)
(Off-screen) Katrina’s about to do in those poor little poochies!
Oh, no she won’t! Not after I bow-wower with a little of my patented puppy love.
Rope them, Mommy Dearest! Rope them!
(laughs evilly) What?! Doggy drool!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Let’s get out of here!
I’ll rope that icky-poo Cooler, Mommy Dearest!
Not me, you crazy contraption! Ah! Let me go!
Quick! Take the pups back downstairs!
(sighs) One kiss from Cooler, and any woman goes wild. (laughs)
Brattina, don’t just stand there! Untie me!
Eww! No way! A yucky puppy kissed you. Double icky-poo!
Candy, Mandy and Andy, this is where we can help you and your mum and papa find a home.
All you need to do is concentrate.
And a beautiful puppy power vision of your new master will appear.
I wanna live with a little boy.
Not me! I wanna live with a little girl.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Girl, boy, boy, boy!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Uh-oh! What happened?
Disaster city! You’ve broken puppy power!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
We did?
Whopper
Why not? They’ve broken everything else in the place.
Well, since you pups don’t get along, it looks like we’ll have to split you up into 3 different homes.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
No! You can’t split us up!
Well, maybe there is one little old possibility.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
What?
If you knuckle hounds can get together and use a little teamwork, we may be able to fix puppy power and find you a home.
We promise to be good and get along.
And we’ll live with a boy or a girl.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Or both.
Puppy power is working again!
And that’s going to be our new home.
Quiet, you walking free bark! (letting them out of the truck) And stop frolicking. I hate frolicking. Now get your tails in those cages!
And I never want to see or hear any one of you dogs again.
Wha? Runaway pup! Sick him, Brattina!
Eww! Come back here, you stinky smelly pup!
You’re going to get it for this, dog! Not even Cooler can help you!
Game time, puppy dumplings! (releasing the puppies)
And here’s the kick-off-a-rooney! (kicking the football in the air)
(cheering) Pushing back! Pushing back! Way back!
Yuck! Help, Mommy Dearest! They’re getting doggy drool all over me! Eww!
Whopper
(blowing his whistle) Drool, little ferret!
Relax, fella. Katrina fumbled the ball. We win!
Well, this game’s history, team. Let’s hit the showers!
Whopper
Whoo! Space commander Whopper leads that Starfleet through the asteroid belt. Vroom!
Whopper Sure!
Where’d all the neat stuff come from?
Whopper
Oh, I invented it. Yeah, That’s it! I built this whole place myself. Yeah. (Imagining he digs through the tunnel with the drill machine) I dug it up. I dug hundred, uh, thou… No, no. A million feet down to the centre of the earth, where I went water-skiing with the king of a mole man. Yeah!
I have an invisible friend.
Whopper
Invisible friend? Oh, boy. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s someone who fibs.
No, really. His name is Bob, and he wants to play space commander too.
Whopper
Hey! Paws off! Touching those is a doggy. Don’t!
I didn’t do it. Bob did. I’m turning them off again.
Whopper
Oh, no! What have you done?
Whopper
Sorry, guys.
Aw. It’s alright, Whopper dear. I think everything’s back in order.
Everything but what to do about Buddy’s invisible friend Bob.
But he just has to learn to take the blame for his own mistakes.
Whoa! Brainstorm city! We’ll teach this new pup some old tricks, by making that invisible problem-o, poof… disappear.
So this is the Hall of Puppy Power. What happens now?
It’s every pup’s dream come true. A happy home and loving master.
Hey, that’s me! And who’s that? Is that gonna be my master?
(Off-screen) Well, maybe. But if a puppy does things like snitching cookies.
(Off-screen) Or playing practical jokes.
Whopper
(Off-screen) Or fooling with things he shouldn’t.
That puppy will never get a master. It’ll be a pound bound hound.
You see, Buddy, we know you did all those things and we know Bob isn’t real.
What? He is too real and he’s a better friend than any of you guys. (storming off)
Whoa. Took it pretty hard.
(Off-screen) Well, you are kinda rough on him.
(becoming visible) After all, he does believe in me. He wasn’t lying on purpose.
Whopper
And you’re a dinosaur! Neato!
What were you expecting? A giant bunny rabbit?
Hey. Quit yanking my leash. You’re not real. So, uh, how can we see you?
Puppy Power made me visible. Up till now, I’ve only lived in Buddy’s mind. You see, Buddy’s been all alone since he was born. So he made me up. We play together, but I’m just pretend. Buddy needs a real friend.
Somewhere, there must be a boy who needs a friend like Buddy.
You know, I have a cousin who’s the make-believe friend of a lonely boy named Colin.
Ooh! Tell us everything, Bob-a-loo.
Well, you see, Colin was that something that was about… (whispers)
Yoo-hoo, Buddy? Where are you, dumpling?
(Off-screen) In here, guys!
Whoa! What’s shaking, kiddo?
I just cooked up some dog biscuits.
For you, guys. After I ate the ones Nose Marie made, it’s the least I could do.
It’s my way of saying sorry for all the stuff I did wrong. And as for Bob, he’s not really real. He’s just pretend.
(becoming visible) I filled him in, Buddy.
And now, Buddy, my buddy, it’s time to take you to meet your new master. Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Oh, boy, you got to get a master.
Uh-oh, a pupscalator jam. We gotta push him through! Buddy’s up here all alone!
Whopper
Uh! Why did Buddy have to have such a big imagination?
Now, with these new padlocks, I’m going to lock you pups away forever.
Eww, look, Mommy Dearest! It’s that yucky runaway dog!
Nothing can save the icky-poo troublemaking bow-wow now.
Oh, no! It-It feels like an earthquake!
KBKatrina and Brattina
Oh!
What is that, Mommy Dearest?
I don’t know, but it’s not getting in here!
That should teach Katrina not to be so cagey. (laughs)
Whopper
The Dirty Bowl Patrol is on a roll with a help of the Wonder Whopper!
Thanks for pitching in, Jerry!
So when do we start having fun around here?
As soon as all our work’s done.
Whopper
Yeah. We have a million… zillion… no, a gazillion chores to do. Yeah. (imagining he can polish the Statue of Liberty and mop up the moon) Every chore in the world. In fact, we have to polish the Statue of Liberty. No. The Liberty Bell. Yeah, we have to mop up the moon. Yeah, the moon’s a mess. The monsters, they’re total slobs.
Whopper
Hey! Blue, what happened to Jerry?
BBlue
He said he had something really important to do.
(skateboarding away) Catch ya later, guys!
Whopper
Yeah. Skateboarding’s pretty important stuff.
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