(laughs evilly) Nice work, Catgut. This is more yucky puppies than we’ve ever led to the pound before.
(meows)
“Kid in the Doghouse”
In this episode: Jerry (5), Cooler (4), Bright Eyes (4), Whopper (3), Brattina (3), Katrina (2), Holly (2), Nose Marie (1)
Please, Mommy Dearest! You have to see all the icky-poo puppies we caught. Ready, please!
Later, Brattina! First, I have to make sure the Cage Catapult is ready to capture that confounded Cooler.
The Dirty Bowl Patrol is on a roll with a help of the Wonder Whopper!
Thanks for pitching in, Jerry!
So when do we start having fun around here?
As soon as all our work’s done.
Yeah. We have a million… zillion… no, a gazillion chores to do. Yeah. (imagining he can polish the Statue of Liberty and mop up the moon) Every chore in the world. In fact, we have to polish the Statue of Liberty. No. The Liberty Bell. Yeah, we have to mop up the moon. Yeah, the moon’s a mess. The monsters, they’re total slobs.
BBlue
Whoa!
Hey! Blue, what happened to Jerry?
BBlue
He said he had something really important to do.
(skateboarding away) Catch ya later, guys!
Yeah. Skateboarding’s pretty important stuff.
Ah, oh! There she blows! Katrina! Off the starboard bow!
Silly confounded contraption!
She’s looking the other way. Now’s our chance.
(to the children) It’s with puparoos. Let the escape-a-rooney begin.
(laughs evilly) At last! The Cage Catapult is ready for action. Cooler and his canines won’t get away next time!
All right. All ready with the gunky gizmo, Mommy Dearest. Come and see all the stinky puppies we caught. Now!
Oh all right, Brattina! Show me the dogs. How many miserable mongrels did you catch?
Almost a hundred icky-poo smelly dogs.
A hundred dogs?! Why, Brattina, I could kiss you!
Eww! Gross. No thanks. I’d rather have a Suzy Spit-up Doll.
For a hundred dogs, I’ll get you a dozen Suzy Spit-up Dolls. (But she realizes that the dogs are gone) What?! These cages are empty!
(Off-screen) No, no, no! They were loaded with icky-poo stink old dogs!
(Angry with her) Play games with me, will you, young lady? Just for this: You can kiss that Suzy Spit-up Doll goodbye!
(cries)
Golly! Getting Jerry to do his chores has become a bigger chore.
Shark pup Whopper strikes again! (laughs)
Cooler, I think the time has come to find a home for that boy and Blue.
Yahoo! Anyone else coming in for a dip?
BEBright Eyes and Whopper
No thanks.
Party poopers. Huh?
Yuck! What gifts with the swimming hole?
Some garbage fell in.
And cleaning up is no fun. I mean who likes doing chores?
This whole place is no fun anymore. Come on, Blue. Let’s get outta here.
Cooler, how soon are you gonna get Blue and me adopted?
Oh, gee. I don’t know. (sighs) Maybe after we’re through watching TV.
I hate it here. Everything’s broken or dirty. Nobody does any chores!
Absotutely. You don’t do chores. We don’t do chores.
I do so. I mean I will. I mean that is…
(sighs) I guess I don’t. Sorry, Cooler. Ah, but why can’t chores be fun?
Hey. Maybe you’re onto something, kiddo. Let’s give it the old pound puppy try.
AAll
I’ve been working with the scrub brush
All the really long day
I’ve been cleaning up the water
Who makes me feel okay?
Just be beating all the fun, fun, fun
If you really do get by
So everybody, get together
And keep things clean and bright
All right!
Well, maybe chores can’t always be fun, but I’m gonna do my shift from now on. You know, guys, I think there’s something I should tell you.
No time for that now, Jerry. Let’s get you to your new home.
Here it is!
Your nifty new home!
With some folks who really want you.
But that’s my old house.
JMJerry’s Mom
Jerry, you’re late. Oh, we were so worried.
Mom, dad! It’s great to be home! Oh! And this is Blue. He’s from the puppy pound. Can I keep him?
JDJerry’s Dad
Well, I don’t wanna wind up being the one who takes care of him.
Don’t worry, dad. I promise I’ll do all my chores from now on, and that includes taking care of Blue.
JDJerry’s Dad
Okay then, Blue. Welcome to the family.
Well, gang, our chores are done, and you know what that means?
AAll
Time to have fun!
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