Scenes with Jerry 5
The Dirty Bowl Patrol is on a roll with a help of the Wonder Whopper!
Thanks for pitching in, Jerry!
JJerry
So when do we start having fun around here?
As soon as all our work’s done.
Yeah. We have a million… zillion… no, a gazillion chores to do. Yeah. (imagining he can polish the Statue of Liberty and mop up the moon) Every chore in the world. In fact, we have to polish the Statue of Liberty. No. The Liberty Bell. Yeah, we have to mop up the moon. Yeah, the moon’s a mess. The monsters, they’re total slobs.
Hey! Blue, what happened to Jerry?
BBlue
He said he had something really important to do.
JJerry
(skateboarding away) Catch ya later, guys!
Yeah. Skateboarding’s pretty important stuff.
JJerry
Yahoo! Anyone else coming in for a dip?
BEBright Eyes and Whopper
No thanks.
JJerry
Party poopers. Huh?
JJerry
Yuck! What gifts with the swimming hole?
And cleaning up is no fun. I mean who likes doing chores?
JJerry
This whole place is no fun anymore. Come on, Blue. Let’s get outta here.
JJerry
Cooler, how soon are you gonna get Blue and me adopted?
Oh, gee. I don’t know. (sighs) Maybe after we’re through watching TV.
JJerry
I hate it here. Everything’s broken or dirty. Nobody does any chores!
Absotutely. You don’t do chores. We don’t do chores.
JJerry
I do so. I mean I will. I mean that is…
JJerry
(sighs) I guess I don’t. Sorry, Cooler. Ah, but why can’t chores be fun?
Hey. Maybe you’re onto something, kiddo. Let’s give it the old pound puppy try.
JJerry
Well, maybe chores can’t always be fun, but I’m gonna do my shift from now on. You know, guys, I think there’s something I should tell you.
No time for that now, Jerry. Let’s get you to your new home.
With some folks who really want you.
JJerry
But that’s my old house.
JMJerry’s Mom
Jerry, you’re late. Oh, we were so worried.
JJerry
Mom, dad! It’s great to be home! Oh! And this is Blue. He’s from the puppy pound. Can I keep him?
JDJerry’s Dad
Well, I don’t wanna wind up being the one who takes care of him.
JJerry
Don’t worry, dad. I promise I’ll do all my chores from now on, and that includes taking care of Blue.
JDJerry’s Dad
Okay then, Blue. Welcome to the family.
Well, gang, our chores are done, and you know what that means?
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