A little further. Yes, yes, a little further. Y… Ah, ah, ah. Hold it right there.
What are those stinky bricks for, Mommy Dearest?
(looking at the security pound on the paper) To build my new maximum security pound. This wall will stop Cooler and his motely mutt cold, like being hit with a ton of bricks.
Oh! Just kill me already, why don’tcha!
Oh, brother! Get a load of what the bad guys are up to this time.
(singing) I’ve been putting up the brick wall
This time, I will win
(singing) She’s cementing up the brick wall
To keep the yucky doggies in
Can’t you hear our cheers and shouting
(singing) Locking up the mutts we had
(singing) Cooler and screams are shouting
KBKatrina and Brattina
(singing) Cos they finally met them up
TTeensy
(screaming and then he stops running) You know what? I’m scared. (screaming and running again)
Woo! A little game of Catgut and mouse, and it looks like Catgut hates meeces to pieces.
Eww! A mouse! Icky-icky-icky-poo yuck!
Get him off me, Catgut! Get him off!
Sakes alive! That’s no mouse! That’s a little bitty muffy doggy!
Bra-Bra-Bra-Bra-Bra-Brat-t-t-ti-ti-ti-tina! Whoa!
We have to save that cute little old pup!
(Angry with her) Just for this, Brattina: You’ll get no stewed prunes for a week!
Settle down, honey lamb. Nose Marie won’t hurt you. You’re safe with me.
(sighs) That really warms to cockles of my heart. Whatever those are. (laughs)
Cooler, maybe the teensy puppy could use my Dolly’s house for a home.
Absotutely, guys. Hey, not a bad name for him either, Teensy.
Sleep tight, honey lamb, in pleasant dreams.
Hiya, Teensy! Want to see my dirt collection?
Oh, Whopper! I just had him all calmed down and you went and uncalmed him again!
Maybe he’s so scared of dirt.
TTeensy
(to the audience) You know what? I’m scared of everything.
Okay, kid. Put it right there, kid! Come on, kid! You can do it, kid! Give it the old pepper, kid!
Perfectamundo, kid! Hey, Teensy, my pup. Mellow out. No one’s gonna hurt you down here.
We’re all super-duper fun loving puppies just like you!
Yeah. Just like you except we’re a milli… a trill… a kabillion times bigger. Yeah.
Don’t you pay no never mind to that, sugar plum. Size doesn’t matter. It’s what’s in here that counts.
Let’s see how this works out, honey lamb.
Nonsense! Like my grandmother used to say “Where there’s a pound puppy, there’s a way.” (gasps) I’ve got it. Here’s Nose Marie’s little old secret recipe for a teensy meal. Take one slightly beat up rubber glove. (cutting finger gloves) Add an empty salt shaker, fill it to the brain with cold fresh milk, mix in a little magic, and before you say “Bye, you baby.” You’re dining like a southern puppy king!
TTeensy
(to the audience) You know what? I’m happy.
Well, after two weeks with us, puparoo, you seem to be getting along just dand-dand-danding.
TTeensy
Yes. I’m winning.
Whoa! Either my ears are on the fritz, so Holly’s trying to contact me with Puppy Power.
TTeensy
What’s Puppy Power?
You might call it radio station K-Pup that plays nothing but love songs.
(to Cooler) Puppy love songs, that is.
Hi, everyone. I’ve got great news! I found a perfect home for Teensy. This little girl lives in an apartment, and a small puppy like Teensy would fit in just right. Auntie Katrina’s away buying more bricks, so now’s the time to get him out. I’ll meet you upstairs.
(gasps) Home? For Teensy?
Of course-a-rooney. Remember the Pound Puppy model, neither rain, no snow, no Katrina Stoneheart.
From delivering neato puppies.
AAll
(singing) To happy home!
I know. I just didn’t think he’d have to leave me so soon.
Teensy, this is your new home.
TTeensy
Are you coming with me, Nose Marie?
No, sweetie pie. You live with a nice little girl here.
TTeensy
(crying) I don’t want to leave you, Nose Marie!
Golly gee willikers! No pup’s ever not wanted to be adopted before.
Yeah, this could put a bad mark on our whiz-bang success record.
TTeensy
Ah! I don’t wanna be a bad mark! I just want to stay with Nose Marie!
Don’t worry, Teensy. We’ll find another puppy for this little girl.
And we’ll take you back to the little old pound with us.
TTeensy
(hugging her) Thank you, Nose Marie!
Whoa! Looks like the spring is sprung. Which means, Nose Marie, it’s time to snip the apron strings and find Teensy a home. Before he eats us out of ours.
I’m powerfully fond of him, but I can barely lift his food dish anymore. (to Teensy) Teensy, dinner time!
You’re right, Cooler. I guess it’s time to get Teensy adopted.
TTeensy
Adopted? But I don’t wanna leave, Nose Marie. (crying) Whoo, is me!
Teensy, sugar plum, everyone has to leave the nest some time and we’ll come and visit at your new home.
Positively, Teensy, my pup.
And remember, honey lamb. Just let out a little old howl, (howling) and I’ll come running.
TTeensy
All right. I’ll go.
There it is, Teensy. Your new hap-hap-happy home.
TTeensy
Well, I guess this is goodbye, Nose Marie.
Oh! But I don’t want you to go!
TTeensy
Now, now. Everyone has to leave the nest some time. Besides, I’ll come visit ya.
TTeensy
Positively! And remember, just let out a howl, (howling) and I’ll come running.
TTeensy
(to the audience) You know what? I’m happy.
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