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Pound Puppies (1986)

Bright Eyes, Whopper and others in “Where Do Puppies Come From?”

Bright Eyes

Nope. No honey up here.

Whopper

No honey down here either.

Holly

Oh, no! You guys! Looking for the biscuit box again, huh?

Bright Eyes

Nope. We’re looking for honey. We want to find out how puppies are born.

Holly

What’s honey got to do with puppies?

Whopper

You know, cos of the birds and bees. (imitating buzzing noise)

Holly

I think you’re both confused.

Bright Eyes

Then unconfuse us, Holly.

Whopper

Yeah, tell us where puppies come from.

Holly

Well, the birds and the bees are myth, just like the stork.

Whopper

What’s a stork?

Holly

A bird.

Whopper

Check.

Holly

A big bird with a long beak.

Whopper

Check.

Holly

It stands on one long leg.

Whopper

Check.

Holly

And some folks say “Stork drops the baby bundles of joy down the chimney.”

Whopper

Check.

Lucy

(Off-screen) Holly, where’s that whipped cream?

Holly

Coming! (getting some whipped cream out of the fridge) I’ll explain later, guys. Lucy’s waiting.

Whopper

I just got one question. What’s a myth?

Bright Eyes

I think the girl is a myth and the boy is a mister.

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