Don’t cry, puppies. No one’s going to hurt you.
Holly! Get away from those filthy beasts!
But, Auntie Katrina, they’re so frightened!
Frightened? They should be terrified! (laughs evilly) Because my pound is now equipped with… (Copter-Catcher appears up above) …the Copter-Catcher! No dog will ever escape again! (laughs evilly)
(laughs evilly) What d’you say, Catgut? Let’s give ‘em a little demonstration.
(meows and laughs evilly)
Whoa! Brattina, you fool! Put me down!
All right, all right. Have a cow, why don’tcha!
Sorry about that, Mommy Dearest.
(angrily) You’ll be more than sorry, young lady! Fly, stay in your room! You’re grounded!
But, Mommy Dearest! (sobbing)
Can we get you anything? Anything at all?
Well, I am a little hungry. I have this terrible for a dog food and ice-cream sundae.
One dog food and ice-cream sundae coming up.
With chocolate syrup, limburger cheese, coconut, ketchup, gumdrops, dill pickles, cherries and over all that beef gravy.
There. I hope you enjoy it!
HN Holly and Nose Marie
She was hungry!
Delicious! May I have another? This time with some whipped cream on top?
Sure. There’s some whipped cream in the kitchen.
No honey down here either.
Oh, no! You guys! Looking for the biscuit box again, huh?
Nope. We’re looking for honey. We want to find out how puppies are born.
What’s honey got to do with puppies?
You know, cos of the birds and bees. (imitating buzzing noise)
I think you’re both confused.
Then unconfuse us, Holly.
Yeah, tell us where puppies come from.
Well, the birds and the bees are myth, just like the stork.
A big bird with a long beak.
It stands on one long leg.
And some folks say “Stork drops the baby bundles of joy down the chimney.”
(Off-screen) Holly, where’s that whipped cream?
Coming! (getting some whipped cream out of the fridge) I’ll explain later, guys. Lucy’s waiting.
I just got one question. What’s a myth?
I think the girl is a myth and the boy is a mister.
Oh! Look at me! Look at me!
There weren’t any puppies in that honey, so let’s not stick around.
Yeah. She’s sticking around for everybody.
Whoa! Brattina, you ninny! Not me! Get those dogs!
(Off-screen) I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
BE Bright Eyes and Whopper
(yelping)
Ouch! Ouch! Brattina, what are you doing?! Pull up! Pull UP!
It’s been nice doing you, Bright Eyes!
We may have to put a leash on you two.
What were you two little dickens doing up there?
We wanted to see the puppies arrive.
We saw the stork but we couldn’t find any bundles.
And the puppies weren’t in the honey. Oh, it’s all kind of confusing!
So, tell us again real slow. How are puppies born?
We’ll do better than tell you. We’ll show you.
Okay, the time has come! She’s having them!
Oh! Aren’t they beautiful?
The cutest little things I’ve ever seen.
And it came from the mama’s tummy! Oh, it’s amazing!
So that’s how puppies are born! Oh, boy! What won’t they think of next?
CH − Previous episode Tail of the Pup CH + Next episode Pups on the Loose
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