Quiet, you walking free bark! (letting them out of the truck) And stop frolicking. I hate frolicking. Now get your tails in those cages!
And I never want to see or hear any one of you dogs again.
Wha? Runaway pup! Sick him, Brattina!
Eww! Come back here, you stinky smelly pup!
You’re going to get it for this, dog! Not even Cooler can help you!
Game time, puppy dumplings! (releasing the puppies)
And here’s the kick-off-a-rooney! (kicking the football in the air)
(cheering) Pushing back! Pushing back! Way back!
Yuck! Help, Mommy Dearest! They’re getting doggy drool all over me! Eww!
(blowing his whistle) Drool, little ferret!
Relax, fella. Katrina fumbled the ball. We win!
Well, this game’s history, team. Let’s hit the showers!
Welcome to the ever popular Pound Puppy Mission Control. I’m Cooler the top dog in charge of finding you a hap-hap-happy home.
BBuddy
Oh. Uh, hi. I’m Buddy. And that’s Bob.
BBuddy
Bob, my invisible friend. He made that lady mad up there.
Ah, I see! Well, I-I don’t see but, uh… Hey! Give me five, Bob.
BBuddy
Ha ha! You’re shaking his tail! Hey! Something smells yummy! (sniffs)
(sniffs as well) Absotutely! That’s Nose Marie’s cooking! Hey! Let’s check it out! Uh, come on, Bob.
BBuddy
No. Bob’s over here with me.
Well, I can’t help it. All invisible things look alike to me.
Nose Marie, this is Buddy. And, uh, somewhere around here is his invisible friend Bob.
Invisible? Now there’s something you don’t see every day or any day.
Well, I’ll leave the three of you to get to know each other. I’ll be seeing ya except for Bob, that is.
Chocolate chip dog treats and I have just enough batter to make you one.
BBuddy
(Off-screen) Gee! Doesn’t Bob get one too?
Tell you what, darling. I’ll make him an invisible one, okay?
BBuddy
Bob was hungry and ate all the biscuits, so I tried to make some more real quick. (burps) ‘Scuse me.
BBuddy
Yeah. Uh, and if I were you, I’d make Bob clean it up. Bye!
Buddy! Buddy! His story is like an invisible dog biscuit. Hard to swallow.
(singing) Hmmm, red, yellow, green and blue. I’m painting a rainbow just for you.
BBuddy
Hey! What are you painting?
Gosh! It was a rainbow, but now I’ll call it spilled ketchup on a striped tablecloth.
BBuddy
Sorry. (to Bob) Bob, you shouldn’t sneak up on people like that.
Gee! Is there really someone there?
BBuddy
Sure. He’s just invisible. Hey, maybe you can paint him.
How if I can’t even see him?
BBuddy
Oh, yeah. Well, then Bob wants to paint you.
Me? An artist model? Bow, oh wow. I’ll pose as a ballerina. Okay. Paint me.
BBuddy
There, you’re painting. Ha-ha!
That’s not the teeny weeniest bits funny.
BBuddy
You’re right. What a joke to play on such a nice puppy. Bob says he’s sorry.
Whoo! Space commander Whopper leads that Starfleet through the asteroid belt. Vroom!
BBuddy
Hey! Can I play too?
Whopper Sure!
BBuddy
Where’d all the neat stuff come from?
Oh, I invented it. Yeah, That’s it! I built this whole place myself. Yeah. (Imagining he digs through the tunnel with the drill machine) I dug it up. I dug hundred, uh, thou… No, no. A million feet down to the centre of the earth, where I went water-skiing with the king of a mole man. Yeah!
BBuddy
I have an invisible friend.
Invisible friend? Oh, boy. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s someone who fibs.
BBuddy
No, really. His name is Bob, and he wants to play space commander too.
Hey! Paws off! Touching those is a doggy. Don’t!
BBuddy
I didn’t do it. Bob did. I’m turning them off again.
Oh, no! What have you done?
BBuddy
So this is the Hall of Puppy Power. What happens now?
It’s every pup’s dream come true. A happy home and loving master.
BBuddy
Hey, that’s me! And who’s that? Is that gonna be my master?
(Off-screen) Well, maybe. But if a puppy does things like snitching cookies.
(Off-screen) Or playing practical jokes.
(Off-screen) Or fooling with things he shouldn’t.
That puppy will never get a master. It’ll be a pound bound hound.
You see, Buddy, we know you did all those things and we know Bob isn’t real.
BBuddy
What? He is too real and he’s a better friend than any of you guys. (storming off)
Whoa. Took it pretty hard.
(Off-screen) Well, you are kinda rough on him.
(becoming visible) After all, he does believe in me. He wasn’t lying on purpose.
And you’re a dinosaur! Neato!
What were you expecting? A giant bunny rabbit?
Hey. Quit yanking my leash. You’re not real. So, uh, how can we see you?
Puppy Power made me visible. Up till now, I’ve only lived in Buddy’s mind. You see, Buddy’s been all alone since he was born. So he made me up. We play together, but I’m just pretend. Buddy needs a real friend.
Somewhere, there must be a boy who needs a friend like Buddy.
You know, I have a cousin who’s the make-believe friend of a lonely boy named Colin.
Ooh! Tell us everything, Bob-a-loo.
Well, you see, Colin was that something that was about… (whispers)
Yoo-hoo, Buddy? Where are you, dumpling?
BBuddy
(Off-screen) In here, guys!
Whoa! What’s shaking, kiddo?
BBuddy
I just cooked up some dog biscuits.
BBuddy
For you, guys. After I ate the ones Nose Marie made, it’s the least I could do.
BBuddy
It’s my way of saying sorry for all the stuff I did wrong. And as for Bob, he’s not really real. He’s just pretend.
(becoming visible) I filled him in, Buddy.
And now, Buddy, my buddy, it’s time to take you to meet your new master. Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
BBuddy
Oh, boy, you got to get a master.
Uh-oh, a pupscalator jam. We gotta push him through! Buddy’s up here all alone!
Uh! Why did Buddy have to have such a big imagination?
Now, with these new padlocks, I’m going to lock you pups away forever.
Eww, look, Mommy Dearest! It’s that yucky runaway dog!
Nothing can save the icky-poo troublemaking bow-wow now.
Oh, no! It-It feels like an earthquake!
KBKatrina and Brattina
Oh!
What is that, Mommy Dearest?
I don’t know, but it’s not getting in here!
That should teach Katrina not to be so cagey. (laughs)
CColin
Pretty funny comic, huh, Sam?
SSam
(laughs) I’ll say. There they are.
SSam
Hiya, Bob. (He comes to see Bob) Yeah, I’ve been expecting you, guys.
BBuddy
Is that him? My new master? Oh, I’m so nervous. Do you think you’ll like me?
SSam
Only one way to find out.
CColin
Sam. Sam, where are you? Hey, where’d you come from? Well, don’t be afraid. Come here, boy. Come to Colin.
(referring to Colin and Buddy) What do you know? They’re playing.
A match made in Puppy Heaven.
CColin
Sit, boy. Good dog. Now, wait here a second. Hey, mum! Can I keep a puppy?
BBuddy
Hey, Bob. He likes me. Just wait till he meets you.
Oh, but I can’t stay here, Buddy.
BBuddy
What do you mean? We’re a team, best friends. Where I go, you’ll go.
CColin
Mum said yes. I could keep you. Hey, where’d the puppy go?
This is your big chance for a real home, Buddy.
And I don’t wanna see you lose it. Go on. (He pushes Buddy back in)
BBuddy
But what do you do?
We’ll be invisible friends to other lonely pups and kids. And remember, Buddy, anytime you think of me, I’ll be right here.
Right here. (He hugs Buddy)
BBuddy
Thanks, Pound Puppies.
Hey, don’t mention it, pal.
CColin
Where’d my little Buddy go? Here, Buddy!
Well, not alone anymore. Time for us to go, Sam.
And, uh, when you find those lonely kids and puppies, you know where to send them.
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