Nicole Julian quotes from Popular

Nicole

Why isn't Mary Cherry in?

She said that fast-food joints breed E.Coli poisoning. She's way too much of a lady to get the lady diarrheas.

Nicole

Oh, Hey Spam.

Sam

Hey Satan.

Nicole

Wow, this is harsh!

Brooke

What?! You think I'm pregnant?

Nicole

No. I think I have the same social life as Urkel. Do you realize I haven't had a date in 17 days?

Sugar Daddy

Damn, ya'll even got Principal Hall to back Gwyneth.

Mary Cherry

Loosely.

Nicole

She thought she was signing a hall pass. [laughs]

Nicole

When did you speak to him?

Mary Cherry

Why didn't you come get us?

Nicole

Where was he calling from?

Mary Cherry

What was he buying her?

Sugar Daddy

Ten Minutes ago. Shoes. Gucci... and I lost him at the escalator.

Nicole

Did she call yet?

Sugar Daddy

Not yet, but my brother Felix says it's impotent.

Imminent!

Nicole

I gave her a blow out that would have straightened the pacific coast highway and now look!

Mary Cherry

What's scary is that April Tuna is the black hole of beauty.

Nicole

No! She's the ultimate make-over challenge. Listen up, chicken of the sea, our Glamazon icon, our very lifestyle is at risk and I don't lose! Got it? Get ready to strike a pose, or else.

Brooke

[as a brunette] You guys, come on, we can win without financial bribery.

Nicole

Hon, update for ya - as Brunettes our only power is money.

Nicole

In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry.

Mary

As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner.

Nicole

Nine hundred nine, 908... [loses consciousness]

Mary

Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?

Nicole

Come on Krupps, you know you want it.

Ms. Julian! Dismount me!