Wait, you are admitting to me that the only reason Brooke got a higher grade on her natural selection report is because her paper was packaged better?
[whispering] Are you taping me?
No.
In that case, yes I admit it.
“Hard on the Outside, Soft in the Middle” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Sam McPherson (3), Miss Glass (3), Nicole Julian (2), Brooke McQueen (1)
While we're on the topic of hair miss Mc-rat's-nest, may I tell you that the messy braids and the drab coffee color you've been sporting on your noggin this year, not only detract from your looks but might force me to knock your current B grade to a C!
That is just wrong.
No, that's natural selection.
[as a brunette] You guys, come on, we can win without financial bribery.
Hon, update for ya - as Brunettes our only power is money.
Maybe, maybe we're a little different brown, and possibly Barbra-possessed, but we're still us. Put us in light or dark meat boxes at KFC and the crowds will nibble us to the bone on an equal scale. Now, we're gonna go out into those halls, that we own, and be worshipped per-usual as the goddesses we are.
Brilliant work McPherson.
[as a blonde] Thank you.
Enjoyed it.
Sam: Miss Glass, may I point something out to you Sir? Even though my presentation is stunning, these pages are blank. I didn't have time to do the report because I was too busy blowing my hair straight.
Oh, missed that. Enjoy the A.
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