Nicole Julian quotes from Popular

Nicole

What I mean is, we live in the age of Gwyneth and that is the standard by which all things are judged.

Nicole

OK, whatever. Listen up, mouth breather! If you and your "Ross: Dress for Less"-friends do not stop sending me horrible hate mail, I will return-to-sender times ten. And to update, just 'cause we're friends, choppers, Debbie Gibson isn't coming back and neither is acid-washed.

Nicole

Is this the part where I'm supposed to apologize because I'm a teenager and under stress and nobody understands me? I'm not gonna do that Principal Hall. Let me fill you in on my world view. My Dad cheated on my Mom and vice versa. I grew up with it. Recently, I read that over 70% of the population cheated on their taxes. I came of age in a decade ruled by a president who told the nation that he cheated in several forms. He was never punished, his popularity ratings improved. So am I sorry I cheated? Hell no, I'm not sorry. I'm the norm.

Nicole

[to crowd] Good evening, I'm Nicole Julian, this year's Junior Court Homecoming Queen chairwoman. But enough about me, what do you think of my outfit?

Nicole

Look, I've tried getting help, OK? But I'm always smarter than the therapist they send me to.

Nicole

Sure, I'll put Carm on the squad -- when hell freezes over and/or Melissa Joan Hart gets nominated for an Oscar.

Nicole

Nicole Julian and Stone Cold are like fashion and anorexia – they go together.

Nicole

Maybe, maybe we're a little different brown, and possibly Barbra-possessed, but we're still us. Put us in light or dark meat boxes at KFC and the crowds will nibble us to the bone on an equal scale. Now, we're gonna go out into those halls, that we own, and be worshipped per-usual as the goddesses we are.

Nicole

Brookie, for the first time the emptiness I feel inside has nothing to do with bulemia.

Nicole

But, what about me? This poll says, since I've been cut from the Galamazons, my popularity numbers are lower than venereal warts.

Nicole

There's something about Mary Cherry - mysterious transfer from Dallas. Talents include tumbling. So sweet I become diabetic in her presence. Her family is loaded. We're talking black gold, Texas T.

Mary Cherry

[mouths silently] Call me.

Nicole

Hair needs work but I like her.

Nicole

Hi, Brooke? I think you should give her a five-fingered salute across her smug, little face.

Lily

Nicole, you are such a total bitch.

Nicole

Oh yeah? What's up G? Bring it on!

Mary Cherry

Nic, I just love that silver Gucci-esque outfit I saw you buying at the mall. You wearing that to the party?

Nicole

Mmm-hmm...

Mary Cherry

With strappy sandals?

Nicole

Mmm-hmm...

Mary Cherry

[intensely] And a smokey eye? And a full pink lip? And a blowout so straight it'll make your back bleed? '[Nicole turns, Mary Cherry smiles] ...very Gwyneth.

Nicole

Look at how obvious they are. Just staring at us...

Coveting our lives...

Mary Cherry

...our men, our plastic surgery...What? It's no big deal. I just had a rib removed.

Nicole

We've managed to clear our schedules.

Sam

Wow, did Satan find somebody else to guard the gates of Hades that night?