Brooke McQueen quotes from Popular

Brooke

No. Nicole, I don't wanna be the person Sam McPherson thinks I am. I ... I'm not that person, okay?

Brooke

Don't you ever get tired of hating me?

Sam

Sometimes, but then I remind myself that you're a liar and that you and your father are ruining my life and that pretty much gets me back on track.

Brooke

This lamp is going in over my dead body.

Sam

Well, fine. Glad to help you out. [to movers] Hey, Boys. Back it up slow. Brooke, there's, gonna lay under the back tires.

Sam

Mom, we have Cinemax. We don't need to discuss sex.

Brooke

Sam's right. For once. With books, the internet, Lil' Kim videos, we're really educated.

Nicole

Wow, this is harsh!

Brooke

What?! You think I'm pregnant?

Nicole

No. I think I have the same social life as Urkel. Do you realize I haven't had a date in 17 days?

Brooke

I cannot work this way.

Sam

Fine, quit! Go back to cheerleading.

Brooke

Y'know what? Don't even get your hopes up. I would fire you before I quit. Now Harrison-

Sam

You can't fire me Brooke. 'Cos you're fired.

Brooke

You can't fire me, I quit! But y'know- ... Shh!... One more thing Sam, You're fired!

Sam

What? [both storm off in opposite directions]

Sam

[on camera, explaining why they erased the tape about Josh] ...we'll be able to sleep at night.

Brooke

Well, at least Sam will be able to. She snores - the doorframe literally rattles.

Sam

Brooke talks in her sleep-the most exotic fantasies...

Brooke

Moving on...

Sam

I'm Sam McPherson...

Brooke

and I'm Brooke McQueen, reporting for EnterTEENment Today.

Brooke

Mature? You? Please. You're still wear training bras.

Sam

Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle flat.

Brooke

Does anyone have any nosh? Fruit, frozen yogurt, tuna packed in water?

Carmen

[to Sam] Who carries tuna packed in water?

Lily

Wait, I have something. It's a Cert covered in lint!

Mary Cherry

Give it to me! I'm the thinnest, I need the nourishment!

Brooke

[as a brunette] You guys, come on, we can win without financial bribery.

Nicole

Hon, update for ya - as Brunettes our only power is money.