I never should have snuck that sip of water last night. I'm such a pig.
“Hope in a Jar” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Mary Cherry (2), Nicole Julian (2), Sam McPherson (2), Brooke McQueen (1)
I gave her a blow out that would have straightened the pacific coast highway and now look!
What's scary is that April Tuna is the black hole of beauty.
No! She's the ultimate make-over challenge. Listen up, chicken of the sea, our Glamazon icon, our very lifestyle is at risk and I don't lose! Got it? Get ready to strike a pose, or else.
Nicole Julian and Stone Cold are like fashion and anorexia – they go together.
ATApril Tuna
Hello Harrison John. Though you are not the dream boy I have bondage fantasies about... that would be the hard bodied Stone Cold... You would be an adequate setting for the fiery ruby that is April Tuna. Please pick me up Friday at 8 o'clock with expensive hothouse corsage in hand.
You know what April? You're too late, I snagged him first.
HHarrison
Hey, sorry April.
ATApril Tuna
Yeah, well, I'm not sure if you're Alpha male for me anyway, you scrawny Beta Harrison John.
HHarrison
Ouch, rejected by April Tuna…
Mature? You? Please. You're still wear training bras.
Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle flat.
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