Lily Esposito quotes from Popular

Lily

Wow Nicole. I'm impressed that you recognized these as condoms while totally sober.

Nicole

Hi, Brooke? I think you should give her a five-fingered salute across her smug, little face.

Lily

Nicole, you are such a total bitch.

Nicole

Oh yeah? What's up G? Bring it on!

Lily

All I need is permission from a health administrator and I can pass out condoms. Can I have your blessing?

Sorry, troublemaker. I'm sucking the Mercury right out of your rule-breaking thermometer. See, I've taken the temperature of your little pro-sex plan and I'm throwing down a big ol' bucket of ice chips.

Brooke

Does anyone have any nosh? Fruit, frozen yogurt, tuna packed in water?

Carmen

[to Sam] Who carries tuna packed in water?

Lily

Wait, I have something. It's a Cert covered in lint!

Mary Cherry

Give it to me! I'm the thinnest, I need the nourishment!