Mary Cherry quotes from Popular

Mary Cherry

[at cheerleader tryouts] Um, y'all do I have to do the splits? I'm a Christian.

Mary Cherry

[as Gwyneth Paltrow] I'd like to thank the Academy, my hair colorist, and of course Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck and all my other beaus, whose fame and fortune I've now eclipsed.

Mary Cherry

Y'all, I so admire our Miss Brooke. Even though I'm a little hurt that she won't sit with us 'cause she says we talk like crows on a telephone pole.

Mary Cherry

Oh, don't worry honey. I took that same exact test, and my results said 'Mary Cherry, you are destined to become a serial killer'!

Mary Cherry

Emory and I are lab partners in Biology. We've played doctor together on more than one occasion. [giggles]

Mary Cherry

I never should have snuck that sip of water last night. I'm such a pig.

Mary Cherry

Shut your dirty whore mouth, player player!

Mary Cherry

You know Brooke, it pains my heart to disagree with you, darling, but as a Christian, I'm just not comfortable with a man's hairy hands touching my spongy parts, propelling my buttocks heavenwards.

Cherry Cherry

Look at you. You ain't got a buzz cut and you're wearing a pesto sweater from Banana Republic. Sorry, I was looking for a lesbian! Have a nice day.

Cherry Cherry

Are you Erik Estrada - macho Latin star of CHiPs - or one of those wussy white gals from Sex and the City?

Cherry Cherry

You know I've always wanted to beat Elizabeth Taylor's marriage record. Plus, you act like I'm running off with Tom Wopat or something.

Mary

Nic, I can't possibly waste my energy worrying about the welfare of someone else!

Mary

Look, according to this poll, 89% of this school things I'm a callow, greedy, retarded person.

Nicole

There's something about Mary Cherry - mysterious transfer from Dallas. Talents include tumbling. So sweet I become diabetic in her presence. Her family is loaded. We're talking black gold, Texas T.

Mary Cherry

[mouths silently] Call me.

Nicole

Hair needs work but I like her.

Mary Cherry

Nic, I just love that silver Gucci-esque outfit I saw you buying at the mall. You wearing that to the party?

Nicole

Mmm-hmm...

Mary Cherry

With strappy sandals?

Nicole

Mmm-hmm...

Mary Cherry

[intensely] And a smokey eye? And a full pink lip? And a blowout so straight it'll make your back bleed? '[Nicole turns, Mary Cherry smiles] ...very Gwyneth.