Nicole and Mary Cherry in “Hope in a Jar”

I gave her a blow out that would have straightened the pacific coast highway and now look!

What's scary is that April Tuna is the black hole of beauty.

No! She's the ultimate make-over challenge. Listen up, chicken of the sea, our Glamazon icon, our very lifestyle is at risk and I don't lose! Got it? Get ready to strike a pose, or else.