Nicole
In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry.
Mary
As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner.
Nicole
Nine hundred nine, 908... [loses consciousness]
Mary
Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?
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