Pokémon quotes

What is that awful sound?

It's all of us snoring!

What are we supposed to do with that?

Success! My first Pokémon fossil!

Yay! Gary, Gary, he's the best! Found a fossil before the rest! Go, Gary!

Impressive, isn't it? Found it on my first try. Looks like a brain from an extinct Pokémon.

This is-

[hopeful] A brain?

It's fossilized Pokémon manure.

Ew. Yuck! Gross!

Whoa! Look at that!

It's huge!

I've seen shopping malls smaller than this place!

It must have a hundred rooms!

It's the biggest mansion I've ever seen!

[through the megaphone] This is not the mansion! This little dog house is for Growlie.

That's such a sad ending!

That poor kid!

I can't believe James is gone!

I miss him!

[annoyed] Hmph! JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!

Huh? Wait. Yeah, that right! [both Jessie and Meowth glare at him] Aah! I'm all mixed up!

[sighs] I guess all of that money and luxury was just too tempting for James to give up.

You bumped into him?

That must've been when the backpacks were switched?

How could this happen? I HAD ALL THE POKEMON I EVER CAUGHT IN THAT BACKPACK!!!! [burst into tears]

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Wow! Jessie just evolved into a Flareon!

Well, it's back to eating the lunch of losers.

Victory tasted a lot better.

It's gotta be okay. [as Nurse Joy and Chansey cart Bulbasaur to the healing room, a bunch of flowers start to bloom in the vase magically]

Togepi

[noticing the flowers] Prii! Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Toge, Togepri!

What's the matter, Togepi? Is something wrong? Huh?

There seems to be a little mix-up!

James! Watch where you're throwing that dirt!

Watch?! I can't see the foot in front of my face!

If you don't quit squawkin', you'll see the foot in front of your face! Mine!

[sorrowfully after losing the contest and final match to Misty]. I lost...the dolls. [silently crying, but Lickitung licks her face, causing her to fall backwards] Eugh!!! Thanks for trying to cheer me up.

Jessie....

Since you didn't win the doll set...

W-What are you...? [closes her eyes] Oh, no. [imagines Team Rocket as the whole doll set] You're all just a bunch of living dolls!

Thank you.

Kids Day should be a boy's holiday only. For men!

Real men!

Real, tough men!

I'M JUST AS TOUGH AS YOU TWO, NOW ARE WE GONNA PLAY OR ARE WE GONNA PLAY?!

...and next time, we steal men's clothes.

Okay, let's start the rehearsal. This is a really awesome story.

Violet was our scriptwriter as usual. [giggles]

[giggles] Okay, the story goes: the Magical Mermaid is relaxing peacefully with her Pokémon, Seel, when two evil villains suddenly appear. [she and Lily playfully place prop swords near Misty's neck]

Huh?

We tie you up and try to make you tell us where the sunken treasure is. But when you won't tell us, we get really rough.

[nervous] Uh, can we use a stand-in for this part? [gets bonked in the head by Violet] Ow!

Don't get cute.

I'm doing you the favor, remember? So, stop picking on me! I'm doing the best I can!

Okay, then Daisy comes out all dressed up as the charming prince. And she, like, fights off the villain and saves you.

Hyah! [waves her prop sword around like she's fighting the villains] Uh! Y'ah!

The Magical Mermaid and the prince fall totally in love and raise a whole lot of Seel and live happily ever after.

[clapping] Seel, Seel, Seel, Seel.

[applauding] I like that charming prince.

[applauding] I like the Seel.

[unamused] You would...