Pokémon quotes

[running away from Piloswine] Hey, Grotle, do something quick!

[rushes off in response] Grotle!

[disappointed] Gliscor... (Oh, man...)

Behave, or I'll have to spank you!

I've just the thing in lieu of spanking! Yanmega, Sonic Boom!

I love fossils!

I love them more! I work as the chief of ancient Pokémon excavation operations in the Oreburgh Mines!

Gimme a break! You're still just a kid! You wouldn't know a fossil if it hit you on the head!

You'll be sorry you said that, DAD!

Ash, I'm sorry to do this, but you're gonna have to wait. I am not about to let this one go. Because when it comes to fossils, Dad, you won't outdo me!

I'll say this: I don't think I've seen an Anorith fossil as big as this one, but when it comes from Pokémon restored from fossils, there's nothing that tops my Rampardos for sure!

Sorry to have to correct you, but when it comes to Pokémon restored from fossils, my Bastiodon tops everything!

Come on! There's no Pokémon stronger than my Rampardos!

You're wrong again! Nothing can beat my Bastiodon!

Somebody dug this hole!

I don't believe it! [long pause] I love this hole! [In response, everyone else facefaults]

You do?

Give it a good look! Look how perfectly shaped it is! How it slopes gently downwards! Whoever dug this hole has the skill and the craftsmanship of a fearsome hole-digger! [everyone else facefaults] I must find the artisan who did this! Think of what it would do for my excavations!

Dad, you better have a look over there!

It can't be! [points to the other hole] Closer examination reveals this hole was dug by a machine.

[as everyone else facefaults] Not that!

Can't you see that all your fossils have been STOLEN?!

Stolen? Nooo! My precious fossil collection is gone!

Yeahaha.

[thinking] Okay. Guess I’d better get things movin’. [aloud] Buizel, Water Gun, let’s go!

Crikey, it's a Kabutops!

It must be doing security for the Gym!

Ain't no place like dis place, so dis must be da place!

Time for my last Pokémon! Gliscor, I choose you! [sends in Gliscor]

Gliscor!

What's he doing? If Ash wanted to attack from above, wouldn’t Staravia be better? [Actually, Gliscor is part Ground type and Bastiodon's typing (Rock/Steel) is 4x weak to Ground. Staravia is weak to Rock, and no it would not be better]

Lup! (Yeah!)

Ash chose Gliscor after carefully considering Bastiodon’s moves. This is Gliscor’s first battle, so we should expect great things.

Gliscor, heads up!

[thinking] They’re both runnin’ out of gas. The next attack’s gonna decide the battle. [aloud] Gliscor, use X-Scissor, and attack it straight on!

Bastiodon is unable to battle, and Gliscor’s the winner! The victory goes to Ash from Pallet Town!

[excited] All right, Gliscor, we did it!

Gliscor! [glomps Ash, giggling] Gliscor, Gliscor, Gli, Gliscor.

That was great, Ash!

Piplup!

Great how you considered Byron's and your Pokémon's type AND played up Gliscor's strong points.

Thanks, Brock. But in the end, it was just Gliscor’s spunk. [to Gliscor; impressed] Not bad for a first Gym battle, Gliscor. Not bad at all.

[happily licks its face] Gli, Gliscor.