Byron quotes from Pokémon

I love fossils!

I love them more! I work as the chief of ancient Pokémon excavation operations in the Oreburgh Mines!

Gimme a break! You're still just a kid! You wouldn't know a fossil if it hit you on the head!

You'll be sorry you said that, DAD!

I'll say this: I don't think I've seen an Anorith fossil as big as this one, but when it comes from Pokémon restored from fossils, there's nothing that tops my Rampardos for sure!

Sorry to have to correct you, but when it comes to Pokémon restored from fossils, my Bastiodon tops everything!

Come on! There's no Pokémon stronger than my Rampardos!

You're wrong again! Nothing can beat my Bastiodon!

Somebody dug this hole!

I don't believe it! [long pause] I love this hole! [In response, everyone else facefaults]

You do?

Give it a good look! Look how perfectly shaped it is! How it slopes gently downwards! Whoever dug this hole has the skill and the craftsmanship of a fearsome hole-digger! [everyone else facefaults] I must find the artisan who did this! Think of what it would do for my excavations!

Dad, you better have a look over there!

It can't be! [points to the other hole] Closer examination reveals this hole was dug by a machine.

[as everyone else facefaults] Not that!

Can't you see that all your fossils have been STOLEN?!

Stolen? Nooo! My precious fossil collection is gone!