Roark, Byron and others in “Ancient Family Matters!”

Somebody dug this hole!

I don't believe it! [long pause] I love this hole! [In response, everyone else facefaults]

You do?

Give it a good look! Look how perfectly shaped it is! How it slopes gently downwards! Whoever dug this hole has the skill and the craftsmanship of a fearsome hole-digger! [everyone else facefaults] I must find the artisan who did this! Think of what it would do for my excavations!

Dad, you better have a look over there!

It can't be! [points to the other hole] Closer examination reveals this hole was dug by a machine.

[as everyone else facefaults] Not that!

Can't you see that all your fossils have been STOLEN?!

Stolen? Nooo! My precious fossil collection is gone!