Both Pokémon are unable to battle! Therefore, this battle is a draw!
S11 E16A Triple Fighting Chance!
Well then. Let's say that Ash challenged me to the greatest battle of all time. Wouldn't this be a good reason for you to agree? They agreed. Ash, please accept the Cobble Badge.
S11 E17Enter Galactic!
[Team Rocket are looking at some glowing meteorites]
Those rocks are more valuable than the one in the boss' pinkie-ring!
Wobbu!
Train your eyes on the way they just lay there like the whole lot of them are just longing for us to lock and load them away.
Wobbu!
Yippee-ki-yay! [singing] Here we make off with the meteorites, the meteorites, the meteorites...
Now, that's a nursery rhyme I can live by! Profound words bringing profound wealth.
Of course, carrying them will cause a profound hernia.
Wa...?!
Huh?!
Ah!
[They sigh in defeat]
[A helicopter lands on the grass and several grunts from Team Galactic jump out. Saturn climbs out as the grunts prepare to do their job, unaware that Team Rocket is watching them from behind a bush]
They're here. And that wardrobe.
[Cut to Saturn]
Start meteorite collection.
[A second helicopter lowers its claw to pick up one of the meteorites. Meanwhile, Team Rocket are still watching from behind the bush]
Upscale equipment!
Yowza! Too rich for our bank account!
[yells at James and Meowth] Will you yahoos stop nickel-and-diming?! Those are our meteors they're making off with!
[Meanwhile, Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock are running to the meteorite field]
Lucario says it has something to do with the meteorites in the park.
Did you call Officer Jenny?
The phones are dead, so I sent Connally out as messenger.
Check out the helicopters! They've been hovering above the park all day long.
[Back in the meteorite field, a helicopter lowers its claw to pick up one of the meteorites, with Team Rocket still watching from behind the bush]
[angrily] I will not witness my meteorites being manhandled by a bunch of bowl-headed fashion freaks!
Wa...?!
Wha?!
But the place is crawling with bowl-heads!
[yells at James and Meowth] Have you two ninnies that Team Rocket's middle name is Pride?!
[Then, they are spotted by a Galactic Grunt]
What are you doing here?
Ah!
Hm. Not you losers again.
[Jessie jumps out from behind the bush]
Your stupid team has much more to lose.
[James joins her]
Look in the mirror at the haircut you choose.
"Cutting edge"?!
What a joke!
What a ruse!
Ugh...
We're bringing chaos...
Toxicroak, go!
Dashing hope, putting fear in its place.
A rose by any other name is just as sweet. [As she says this line, Saturn's Toxicroak appears]
When everything's worse, our work is complete.
Jessie!
James!
Meowth's the name!
Sludge Bomb, Toxicroak.
Putting the fashion police in their place....
TOXICROA-OA-OAK! [Uses Sludge Bomb on Team Rocket who end up on another patch of grass just as Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock arrive]
It's Team Rocket!
But where are the meteorites?
And who are THEY?
Team Rocket - those guys friends of yours?
[Team Rocket quickly get up as Jessie answers to Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock]
[agitated madly;sarcastic] SURE! BEST FRIENDS LIKE YOU!
What about that Pokémon? [Gets out his Pokédex and scans Toxicroak]
Toxicroak, the Toxic Mouth Pokémon, and the evolved form of Croagunk. The poison produced in its sacs is carried through tubes in its arms to its knuckle claws.
Fashion freaks or not, they stole our meteorites and they're no friends of ours!
Fashion? Since when?
Piplup?
[singing] It's a new world after all~
S11 E18The Bells Are Singing!
Give us back those Chingling!
S11 E21Crossing Paths!
[This episode can be seen as "Bye-bye Butterfee" 2.0. The Dustox migration is about to begin...]
So, Dustox.
Tox? [Yes?]
Time to say goodbye.
Dustox? [Are you sure?]
Yeah, get going.
[Dustox goes with the Shiny Dustox, but a few seconds later, she comes back]
You like that Dustox, right? So then go on!
Dustox...[What about you?]
Don't worry about me! I'm going to be fine. Now move it!
[still trying to convince Jessie to stay] Dustox...Dustox...[Please, I want to stay with you!]
[Remembering her times with Dustox, since she was a Wurmple...]
Dustox, my dearest, go fall in love and do it all with your heart! Do it for both of us!
Bye, Dustox!
You be happy!
S11 E22Pika and Goliath!
[Note: This episode comes under heavy fire for being a rehash of the Lt. Surge episode: Ash's Pikachu loses to a Raichu owned by an arrogant trainer (due to it knowing Hyper Beam, a move Pikachu cannot use unless it evolves into Raichu), Pikachu refusing the Thunder Stone, and Ash wiping the smirk off a trainer's Raichu in a rematch, earning respect.]
Back off, Jack! Scratch for your own catch!
Chill out, yo. Check it, my Mareep for your Pikachu, switch.
Forget it!
Then try this on. A Magneton and a Magnemite. We good?
Hey, I told you, no deal!
Pikachu!
So why do you want Pikachu so much?
Easy. I'm already down with a cool Pichu and Raichu, but I also wanna be makin' friends with a cool Pikachu, dig? Lemme break it down. I want a full power evolution set, yo!
Why don't you get your Pichu to evolve and be done with it?
No way! Then I'd have to head on out and snatch another Pichu, dig? Look, kid. If you don't wanna do business, then book. Take a hike.
If I win this battle, that Pikachu's mine all mine.
No way!
'Sup with that? My guys would all testify I'm bein' straight up. Or maybe you're bailin' 'cause you can't cut it!
My Pikachu's not goin' anywhere!
What a wimp. Germs like you give real men a bad rap. Guess I'll just have to show you the fine battle art of bustin' chops, chump!
He was right. You were pathetic.
It's Paul!
I'm Ash. Who are you?
Who, me? Guess it's time to represent. Full out with electric power! The super-sizzlin' man of the hour! Lord lightnin'! The one in the know! It's Mister Show!
Let's put a period on this! Hyper Beam, now!
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