Pokémon quotes

At least there's no fire here.

Thieves! You should be ashamed of yourself, how can people who are Pokémon Trainers steal other trainers' Pokémon?!

It's quite easy.

We're Team Rocket members first and people second!

I ain't even a people.

Look, it's Pikachu!

We hit the jackpot!

Pikachu

[tries to shock Team Rocket] Pika...

Careful, Pikachu.

I wouldn't zap us if I were you.

Unless you wanna zap your friend Togepi, too!

Pikachu

Pi, Pi, Pika.

We won!

Pikachu and Togepi!

And we've never would of caught them if I haven't bought my trusty medal deceter!

Look Meowth, my treasure detector is working again.

It woiked before?

Luckily it was blasted away along with us, and the closer we get to Ecruteak, the more Treasure it senses!

I wish you'd come to your senses James, the only thing that contraption does is detect junk.

[referring to four of the Kimono Sisters] Ash, this is terrible, I want all of them and they all want me. Am I right?

You're half right.

It's like something out of a bilge pump.

[to Team Rocket] Give me Pikachu!

I'm sorry, that selection is unavailable!

[referring to a piece of ice he's just licked] Hey! That thing could've been poison!

Well if it were, we wanted you to be the first to know!

That's considerate.

A corn field? I have an idea!

I dunno what it sounds like, but I bet it's corny.

I was having a beautiful dream and, all of a sudden, it turned into a horrible nightmare.

[quietly] Quiet, or I'll turn your life into a nightmare!

Okay.

Oh, no! That's the third report of backpack thief we've had this week.

Nurse Joy, perhaps you and I can search for this thief, and in the process, discover true love.

[pulls Brock by the ear] Knock it off, or you're gonna discover true pain.

Did anybody else who got their backpack stolen mention a Teddiursa?

Yes. Was the Teddiursa you met extra cute, extra cuddly and sweet as could be?

That's my Teddiursa!

And that's how it fools everybody, I'm afraid.

Guess I got fooled too.

You caused a lotta trouble!

Yeah! What do you have to say for yourself now?!

[pulling yet another cute expression and holding a paw to its mouth] Ur...

Cutie... I mean bad Teddiursa!

Give back Brock's backpack, you thief!

This stinks.

It's not even ashamed that it's a liar!

If ya can't trust a little old lady, who can ya trust?

Let's forget Pokémon for a while. Once we find a spring we could open a quaint little inn there. We can call it "Jessie's Lodge".

Jessie's Lodge?

Alright, "Jessie and James's Lodge".

Hey! Don't forget me!

"Jessie and James and Friend"!

Look guys it's a Pokémon Centre.

Wow, I never thought they'd have one all the way up here.

Wouldn't this be the perfect spot to cuddle up with a hot cocoa and a warm Nurse Joy?

Uh...

That's not what I meant! I meant a warm fire!

Our plan to divide and conquer those kids worked completely.

We got the twerps off our tails and brought back Pikachu too.

Heh! This is the only plan we ever had that actually worked! Let's get back ta the Boss before we blow it.