Pokémon quotes

This Meowth looks so real, I can't tell it's a dummy!

[to himself] She can't tell I'm real and I'm the dummy?

Casey, this isn't fair!

Tough luck! I saw this Scyther way before you did!

I'm not talking about me! This isn't fair to Chikorita! You're pushing it too hard! It's barely hanging on! It's too weak to attack!

What do you know? Chikorita's gonna do whatever I tell it to!

CASEY.

What, Misty?

What's more important to you: Winning some contest or the well-being of your Pokémon?

How can you even ask me that? My Pokémon mean everything to me!

Well, if that's true, you sure have a funny way of showing it.

There it is. I think we should go straight up the river.

And so do the cops.

James, what's taking so long? Aren't those potatoes ready yet?

Not yet, Jess.

Can't you hurry it up a little?

Hey, maybe they'll cook faster if we turn the fire higher.

Great idea.

That was a great idea!

Are the spuds done?

Well done.

I love to, but before I do, one of you trainers could catch me a Sudowoodo.

A Sudowoodo?

Yes, the Sudowoodo is a real rare kind of Pokémon. They say you can find them at the top of that mountain there, but I have never seen one. Three Pokémon Trainers might have a better chance of catching a Sudowoodo than me.

[when Ash opens his Pokédex] Let’s see what Dexter says.

“Sudowoodo, the Imitation Pokémon. This rare Pokémon hides in trees to avoid capture.”

Sudowoodo looks pretty interesting.

That's impossible! None of the research papers back that up!

Well, if you spend less reading research and more time DOING research, you it IS possible!

Then you're saying every single report is wrong?!

I’m saying there’s a possibility they are!

You must be smarter than I am! And the other experts that agree with me!

I don’t know about the other experts, but I’m definitely smarter than you are!

Sudowoodo is a Rock-type?!

That’s pretty hard to believe. Rock-type Pokémon are usually rocky and gravely like Geodude, Graveler, Golem and Onix.

Sudowoodo is more like...

More like a Grass-type Pokémon. I can’t believe it’s a Rock-type.

I agree with you, Misty. I can’t believe it either. But all the researchers say Sudowoodo is a Rock-type.

We already have the answers!

You can believe the books, but I think finding answers first hand is always the best!

Exactly right! Yours is the first hand I've held in a long time and I can tell you from personal experience you can't find this in a book! Maybe you and I can do some research in the field of love?

[pulls Brock by his ear] In that field, your position is left out.

There have been reports of Sudowoodo looking like oak trees, plum trees and cherry trees. They even change color like real trees.

Wow. [fantasizes several Sudowoodo] They must be Grass-types.

[looking up] Sudowoodo gather branches to look like trees.

Maybe not.

Did Sudowoodo use Dig?

Maybe that means it’s a Ground-type.

What’s going on here?!

Prepare for trouble, because we’re in cahoots.

And make it trouble, right down to our roots.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

And James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.

Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight.

[bursts out of a stump] That’s right!

They’re gone!

And took Sudowoodo with them!

We’ll never find it again!

Don't worry, Marie, we'll find that Sudowoodo and if we don't I'll leave my friends and dedicate myself to working with you 24/7 every minute of the day and night... [gets hit by Misty’s mallet]

How about part time.

[suspiciously] Why isn’t it saying anything?

Maybe it doesn’t want to talk to strangers.

Well, whatever it is, it doesn’t look too healthy.

When are we gonna see your big discovery?

Let’s finish this first, then we’ll see.

Oak

That’s what I used to say to get you off my back.

Oh as bad as that was; it taught us all an important lesson.

It may be cloudy but our motto always shines through.

[pops out] Wobba-fet!

Yes, that’s right, Wobbuffet. I- Hey! Who asked you for your opinion? You’re never right!

If you like strength? Call me Rocko Brocko! Romantic? Try lover! Or Brocky, anything! you can call me any name that fits me! Well, what would you like to call me?

[bored] Why don’t you try insane?

Let’s start with Brock. And I’m Doctor Anna.