Jessie quotes from Pokémon

Why did those Donphan always have to do their roll out of taxitive brew!

Cause that's what happened when you try stealing them during breeding season!

I guess we'll learning how to roll with the punches, huh?

We're blasting off again! Wobbuffet!

That's not right!

NO! You're not a Flying Type!

You don't belong in this contest!

Well then, you should prepare for trouble if that's what you think!

And make it double, Miss Snooty-in-Pink!

Prepare for trouble, you block making squirts!

[talking muffled due to his mouth hurting from eating a Tamato Berry] Make it double dough my mouth really hurts!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite da peoples within bar dation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend dour reach to the dars abobe!

Jessie!

And James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrenber now or prepare for a flamy flighb!

Meowth! That's right!

Was that the twerp going by in a cloud of dust?

Yes, with the strange floating Pokémon.

That's a Beldum. It floats around using magnetic waves. Of course! That Beldum would make a gift fig for a boss! Imagine after a nasty day at work, totally waked out and that's when Beldum floats over and uses magnetic waves to loosen up all those tense muscles. Then it some poké acupressure kind of see of Beldum's claws. No one if there's no pain, no gain, guess what he'll say, "Meowth and friends are so very awesome They are ease gift hardful gifts to me!"

Yee! Team Rocket's on a roll, happy rich it in control! Wobbuffet!

Hmm, I'm sure you're right about that.

Pikachu

Pika! Pika, Pi!

Two points!

Ha!

Pikachu and the ship our ours!

I knew it!

But we work together on that!

Prepare for trouble we like to work alone! Make it double cause we're bad to the bone! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket sails the 7 seas at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a waterlogged fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbu! Chime! Chime!

Officer, this is Officer Jenny. The torch is arriving soon, so I want everyone at your post right away.

That must be the score he was talking about!

Very nice, Jess. The Pokémon lead torch!

Well, what can I say when I'm hot, I'm hot.

You know the torch flame comes from a Moltres. Legendary Pokéfats would go nuts!

Someone will pay a fortune for that thing.

But someone ain't get me. We gonna steal it and give it to the boss. Imagine the boss riding into the office one lovely morning. He'll park his bike, look up, and wham! He'll see the torch lit by Moltres's flame shimmering above headquarters. "Ah, yes burning and bright, the fire from the legendary Pokémon Moltres lighting up my life!" Then, after drinking the cup of fresh torch brew coffee, and cooking up a delicious meal on his torch fire stove, he'll be soaking in his torch cheated personal jacuzzi. And guess what he's gonna say, "Meowth and his friends have given me a freak and I could ask for, so now I shall do the same for them!"

Everything! Life is cool! Life is cool! Boot your money means we rule! Wobbuffet!

I wouldn't met the force on it.

They're heading for the water!

Lose a motorcycle, gain a torch!

Criminals!

You can't take our torch!

Prepare for trouble your logic is flawed! That's right possession's 9/10ths of the law! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket torches the competition at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a marathon fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbbuh! Chiiiiime!

Move it, pond-scum!

We're on official business!

Hey!

Well, well. Jessie and James!

Hello, losers!

What are you doing here, Cassidy?

And you, Biff!

My name's not Biff, it's Butch and you know it!

Ugghhh, out of our way! We're on serious business here!

Yeah, well Giovanni himself just assigned us personally to an important top secret mission!

What, taking out the trash?

No, but now that you've mentioned it, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA!

THE ONLY REASON THE BOSS SENT YOU TO HOENN IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS TO GET RID OF YOU!

HE PROMISED TO MAKE US EXECUTIVES JUST NOW, AND WHEN HE DOES, THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS FIRE YOU!

That was a bad plan...

So, what made us think it would work?!

I guess we weren't using our noodles!

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Zip zero, not a ghost in sight.

Not a...

It would help if there were such things as ghosts in the first place.

Mmmmmmmm?

What a pretty purple colour.

Wonder what it is.

Why don't we ask?

Ghostly, ghostly!

I know.

Me too.

Me three, it's a ghost.

Ghost?

A GHOST!

Did you guys hear that?

Urm, not really.

You think it's the ghost?

Ash, you go look.

[reacting] Uh? Uh, right! [He looks out of a window, but nothing is happening] I guess I'm just hearing things. [Then, it starts to rain] Huh? Hey, it's startin' to rain, guys. Now what?

Well, we can't leave here right now. I guess we'll just have to spend the night.

Huh?

You wanna spend the night in this place?

[determined] Sure, we'll all be fine. We're here together.

Prepare for trouble, see, the egg thinks you're funny.

But, I think your yolks are runny.

An evil as old as the galaxy.

Sent here to fulfil our destiny.

Mime-Mime-Mime! (With Mime Jr. and that's me!)

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

And James!

Mime-Mime-Mime-Mime! (Mime Jr.'s my name!)

Whenever there's peace in the universe…

...Team Rocket...

...is there...

...to make everything worse!

Hey, that's my egg!

Agh! That's my Mime Jr.

We are here for Elekid and Pikachu!

In the bag!

Hey, time out! [Meowth and Jessie stare at him in confusion. James carries the egg and exits the Golem mech and meets up with May holding Mime Jr.]

I'll trade you, okay.

Sounds like a plan!

Here! [Seconds later, James got his Mime Jr. back and May gets her egg back]

Thanks!

Sure!

See you later! [both run back to their respective sides]

There, all's right with the world!

Mime, mime! [That's why it's worth the wait as well!]

Yay! My precious egg's back where it belongs!

That's a relief! Great, May!

Phanpy! [Agreed!]

Now, where we?

"Now, your turn. Show us that Pokémon charm."

"Smoochum, Smoo!"

"That's it. That's it. Way to cut a rug."

"Prepare for trouble, we've shuffled the deck!"

"It's not my thing, but what the heck!"

"An evil as old as the galaxy!"

"I'm doing this all from memory!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend my arm with a big white glove!"

"Jessie."

"Uh... Butch."

"Cut!" [Kicks Butch] "Either do it right or don't do it at all!"