“Date Expectations” quotes from Pokémon

Donphan, the Iron Pokémon. Donphan is the evolved form of Phanpy. They attack by rolling their bodies into a circle and charging their enemies.

Holy rollers!

I see a chance for some real wheeling and dealing!

Well, in that case, we should get them all rolling!

Yeah, we'll catch 'em and give 'em to the boss for a real good time!

What would the boss do with Donphan?

Use him for bowling balls for one thing. Talk about big time striking power! He would roll in strike every time. Plus, no more got a ball.

No more bowling alley, either.

OK. He can use Donphan for transportation.

Where would he put his belongings?

In the trunk, of course. And after that Donphan can roll on for a perfect message.

Perfect, the boss doesn't mind being flatten like a human pancake!

All right, maybe he can not.

Who care to be a like some? With a tramport could like hours, we go after whenever Pokémon we got a good chance of catching! And we all it's on Donphan are looking pretty good.

Yay!

Wobbu!

Welcome to another episode of May's expeditions, with Mystery May, who today along with her trusty friends, finds herself on an unexpected detour, far away from Pacifidlog Town and May's very next Pokémon contest. Instead, they wander remote down till island, where Donphan roll and humans pay the toll. Our heroes seem to have landed upon the island during the breeding season of the Donphan.

Surprised you're not freaking out.

That's why I'm doing this, so I don't freak out!

Trainers, which Pokémon would not be effected by Earthquake? OK, trainers. If you chose Lunatone, you were right!

Luna!

Things could be worse!

In what way!

At least peeing lost off cool.

We're off and blasting off again!

Aah!

Where'd that net come from?

Prepare for trouble, it's a Donphan snare! Make it double, we're taking the pair! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket roll on at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! That's right! Wobbuh! Chime!

Why did those Donphan always have to do their roll out of taxitive brew!

Cause that's what happened when you try stealing them during breeding season!

I guess we'll learning how to roll with the punches, huh?

We're blasting off again! Wobbuffet!