Jessie quotes from Pokémon

"We're blasting off as friends!"

The Sinnoh region. Are you ready, buddy?

Pikachu

Pika, Pika.

Ugh!

Pikachu

Pika?

Huh?

Aipom.

Hey, Aipom. You followed us all of this way?

[nods]

Huh, Well, what do you know? So welcome aboard.

That twerp's gonna be toast.

As well as one Pikachu short.

This time, we're really makin'...

Awesome! All right, Sinnoh Island, look out! You'd better get ready for us!

Pikachu

Pika, Pika!

And so, true to form, our hero fearlessly sets out on a new Pokémon adventure, but as Gary promised, what kinds of Pokémon await him in the Sinnoh region, and for that matter, what kinds of battles? This new chapter of Ash's journey to become a Pokémon Master is just beginning, so stay tuned.

Though your plans won't buy me a cup of coffee, I have wanted to set up shop there. Do your best.

Don't we always?

That's what I'm afraid of! [Switches off, thus making the TV screen go fuzzy]

Hear that? The boss is counting on us to give Sinnoh the Team Rocket mojo.

We'll blind the big guy with tons of top-shelf science.

Than we can afford a summer cottage of our own.

Time to start anew!

We're with you.

Whoopdee-dang-doo!

Wobbuffet!

Sometimes air is as good as food.

Especially when you haven't been breathing much...

When it comes to slipper fingers, she rules!

Unlike the looks department, where I rule.

Well, that dame and those traitors had the nerve to nab Pikachu, and I'm not going to take it! Let's knock her down a notch!

And once we're through working our magic, she'll beg to work for us!

[nod] Hmm!

Surf those nets!

What the--?

Not you guys again!

Yay! Time for a sweet dinner treat that's fun to eat.

It'd be more fun with a little heat.

What a beat.

Just try it, it's neat. Bon appetit.

Bon appetit!

Huh?

No sharing, you two.

Spiritoooomb! [Uses Hyper Beam on Team Rocket]

[Screaming]

Spiritoooomb! [Uses Shadow Ball on Team Rocket who fall to the ground and then get up again]

[angrily] If we wanted them burnt, we would have burnt them! [Gets hit by the Keystone] Ow!

[groans] Who was that iron chef?

[checks the card in his left hand] Well, the cards claim it's called Spiritomb, and what conked you on the cranium was a Keystone. Though why it toasted our titbits is beyond me.

No recipe?

[angrily] YOU'VE toasted your last roast, and now it's YOUR turn to get on the spit! Nobody messes around with MY meal!

Scary, but not too smart.

Spiritomb's as feisty as an Aura Guardian.

Every time we're close to plucking Pikachu, our eyes get too big.

Huh? [Sees Pikachu resting on the meadow below] Well, widen your eyes now.

[off camera] Pikachu! Taking a snooze in the meadow, are we?

With nary a twerp in sight to cause trouble!

This is our lucky day.

Excuse me, 'twas because of my brilliant strategy, not luck.

Please...

Pikachu

[dancing] Pika, Pika!

Hey!

What's with the pit trap?

Twerps?!

Listen, is that bad guy talk I hear?

It speaks to me loud and clear.

On the wind!

Past the stars...

In your ear...

[yells at Ash, Dawn, Brock and the Old Woman] IT'S THAT KIND OF IMITATION THEY INVENTED LAWSUITS FOR!

Chill out. We couldn't care less about you.

We're looking for Spiritomb!

Spiritomb.

Huh? [They turn back to see Spiritomb]

That's strategy.

Who are the twerps now?

I won't be treated like a piece of garbage.

You're a little late.

I think it's time for those twerps to reap what they sow.

Let's go.

Your Highness, if it's total unmerciful revenge you want, have I got the perfect sap for you.

[about Ash] That twerp with the perched Pikachu is a descendant of the Aura Guardian who sealed you in that crazy Keystone.

M-Me?

Pikachu

Pika?

All right, Spiritomb, sure, I'll battle you.

You must lure it to the broken Stone Tower!

[to Spiritomb] Okay, come get me. [Runs off]

Pikachu

Pikachu!

A marvellous win! Is this your first ribbon?

Ahaha! You can say the most embarrassing things!

[to Meowth] I wanted to net Gligar, not YOU!

I guess it's back ta scrounging for our own sandwiches.

And consistently empty stomachs translate into just one thing...

We're blasting off again!

Wobbuffet!

[To Turtwig] That was awesome. Now don’t forget how that felt.

[nods] Turtwig.

Cassidy...

...and Biff!

[annoyed and irritated] I told you, it's not "Biff", it's "Butch"! James, you're as bad as those twerps!

I thought one Team Rocket was bad enough.

So, what are you doing here messing up the landscape, Jessica?

Now, stop stealing all of my lines! What are you doing here?!

Ask Professor Bamba. [phone rings] Huh? [answers it] Hello there!

[on phone] It's "Namba"!

Uh... We're here on orders from Professor Namba. He wants to study the sand that Hippowdon sprayed out, so he sent us to capture one.

You tell Professor fan-boy...! [phone rings] Huh?

Huh? [answers it, but throws it to Jessie] It's for you.

Oh? [talks into it] Hello?

[on phone] It's still "Namba"!

[groans] Alright, why didn't that loud mouth give us the orders instead of you? Let us not forget that the Sinnoh region is our turf! [throws the phone back to Cassidy, and Cassidy catches it]

Well, that's not what I hear. Giovanni told me personally that we're his two and only Sinnoh region reps.

But we've been hitting the dusty Sinnoh trail since way back!

Perhaps you've all forgotten just how forgetable you fools can be.

True. Tee-hee. [she and Butch laugh evilly]

[groans] Where'd you get that bucket of bolts?!

It's actually a present from Professor Kimba.

[on phone] It's "Namba"!

Now, Turtwig, use Razor Leaf, let's go! Help out Hippowdon!

It's one of Professor Namba's inventions.

[groans] We finance and build our own machines. It's not even fair that a brat named Bilge gets all the perks!

[enraged] I just told you, it's not "Bilge", it's "Butch"!

Now, Turtwig, use Razor Leaf, let's go! Help out Hippowdon! [sends Turtwig out]

Turtwig! Tur! [uses Razor Leaf to cut through the net]

We don't need twerp interference!

Those rocks are more valuable than the one in the boss' pinkie-ring!

Wobbu!

Train your eyes on the way they just lay there like the whole lot of them are just longing for us to lock and load them away.

Wobbu!

Yippee-ki-yay! [singing] Here we make off with the meteorites, the meteorites, the meteorites...

Now, that's a nursery rhyme I can live by! Profound words bringing profound wealth.

Of course, carrying them will cause a profound hernia.

Wa...?!

Huh?!

Ah!

They're here. And that wardrobe.

Start meteorite collection.

Upscale equipment!

Yowza! Too rich for our bank account!

[yells at James and Meowth] Will you yahoos stop nickel-and-diming?! Those are our meteors they're making off with!

Lucario says it has something to do with the meteorites in the park.

Did you call Officer Jenny?

The phones are dead, so I sent Connally out as messenger.

Check out the helicopters! They've been hovering above the park all day long.

[angrily] I will not witness my meteorites being manhandled by a bunch of bowl-headed fashion freaks!

Wa...?!

Wha?!

But the place is crawling with bowl-heads!

[yells at James and Meowth] Have you two ninnies that Team Rocket's middle name is Pride?!

What are you doing here?

Ah!

Hm. Not you losers again.

Your stupid team has much more to lose.

Look in the mirror at the haircut you choose.

"Cutting edge"?!

What a joke!

What a ruse!

Ugh...

We're bringing chaos...

Toxicroak, go!

Dashing hope, putting fear in its place.

A rose by any other name is just as sweet. [As she says this line, Saturn's Toxicroak appears]

When everything's worse, our work is complete.

Jessie!

James!

Meowth's the name!

Sludge Bomb, Toxicroak.

Putting the fashion police in their place....

TOXICROA-OA-OAK! [Uses Sludge Bomb on Team Rocket who end up on another patch of grass just as Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock arrive]

It's Team Rocket!

But where are the meteorites?

And who are THEY?

Team Rocket - those guys friends of yours?

[agitated madly;sarcastic] SURE! BEST FRIENDS LIKE YOU!

What about that Pokémon? [Gets out his Pokédex and scans Toxicroak]

Toxicroak, the Toxic Mouth Pokémon, and the evolved form of Croagunk. The poison produced in its sacs is carried through tubes in its arms to its knuckle claws.

Fashion freaks or not, they stole our meteorites and they're no friends of ours!

Fashion? Since when?

Piplup?

So, Dustox.

Tox? [Yes?]

Time to say goodbye.

Dustox? [Are you sure?]

Yeah, get going.

You like that Dustox, right? So then go on!

Dustox...[What about you?]

Don't worry about me! I'm going to be fine. Now move it!

[still trying to convince Jessie to stay] Dustox...Dustox...[Please, I want to stay with you!]

Dustox, my dearest, go fall in love and do it all with your heart! Do it for both of us!

Bye, Dustox!

You be happy!