Jessie and Butch in “The Ole' Berate and Switch!”

"Prepare for trouble, we've shuffled the deck!"

"It's not my thing, but what the heck!"

"An evil as old as the galaxy!"

"I'm doing this all from memory!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend my arm with a big white glove!"

"Jessie."

"Uh... Butch."

"Cut!" [Kicks Butch] "Either do it right or don't do it at all!"