“The Ole' Berate and Switch!” quotes from Pokémon

"Prepare for trouble, we've shuffled the deck!"

"It's not my thing, but what the heck!"

"An evil as old as the galaxy!"

"I'm doing this all from memory!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend my arm with a big white glove!"

"Jessie."

"Uh... Butch."

"Cut!" [Kicks Butch] "Either do it right or don't do it at all!"

"Prepare for trouble, it's a brand new day!"

"We're making it double anyway!"

"Let's see if I can remember my lines... An evil as old as the galaxy!"

"Sent here to fulfill our destiny!"

"To denounce the goodness of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Whenever there's a piece of pie in the universe..."

"...of pie?"

"Ugh... I goofed it, so what?!"

"Forget it..."

"We're blasting off as friends!"