Phineas and Ferb · Season 1
[to Phineas] Delivery. Hey aren't you two a little young to be receiving a seasoned grill, 300 pounds of coffee, 200 pounds of fatback, four tons of lumber and assorted wheat, rye and pumpernickel breads.
Think about it. Age really isn't the issue here, right?
You got a point there, kid.
That's what I love about you Americans, you're like big fun children.
Yes, yes we are.
[to a customer] Hash browns or fruit?
Hash browns!
You're havin' fruit!
Aww...
[to Phineas] You are so busted!
Perry the Platypus, I can't fight you and drive at the same time!
Do the Eggs Southwest have bacon in them?
Ferb! Bacon on the Southwest?
[Ferb gives a thumbs-up.]
Yeah, there's bacon.
Is the bacon good?
It's bacon...
Okay, I'll have...
Not gettin' any younger here.
That's the spirit! USA! USA!
I am from India.
"We"? Shouldn't you be playing with your platypus friend?
What? And leave my little girl all alone in the? No way!
Dad, I'm not your little girl anymore. Look at me, I'm sixteen years old. Sixteen!
Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting. But so bustable! And yet, so tempting.
You wanna play?
Yes! I'm the sneaker!
I get dibs on the truck!
Booyah!
I claim the fedora and Ferb picks the nose!
Rimshot
[mad and on the yellow unicorn] You know, real unicorns are pink. I'm just saying.
You know, fire is the leading cause of fire.
When do I get to go! [gets tossed a electronic die that flashes 1] This is going to be a long game.
You have to leave! It's not safe for little kids. I mean, for practically adults. Flee! Back to the city! Away from danger!
Like what?
[points to the bushes] Like that!
[pops out from the bushes in a bear costume and growls]
See?
Alright, that's enough! Really, Perry, really? I expect more from you.
[looks down in shame]
[points her finger on her father] And you, Dad!
But how did you-
Oh, please!
[whisting]
You come out here jumping around with your costume, and your lame book, and it's- It's just humiliating, Dad. I'm not your little girl anymore.
Well, you're my little girl.
I know, I know, but all I want to do is have a good time with my friends and you just keep popping me up. [Dr. Doofenshmirtz's sad face form] It's like you don't trust me.
[sighs] You're right. I'm sorry I got in your way. I know you can handle yourself, Vanessa. [He walks off sadly with Perry] Come on, Perry the Platypus. Maybe there's still time for a scheme today. You know. I won't even trap you, you can just start beating up right away.
Wait! I thought your dad was a pharmacist.
[to Ferb's cousins after they call a soccer ball a football] You DUCKTALES! That's a soccer ball! This is a football!
Does anyone have a piccolo? Buford?
Gah! Someday, someone's gonna ask for some obscure musical instrument, and I won't have it. [takes out piccolo from pocket]
Impossible? The only thing that's impossible is impossibility.
I'm terribly gobsmacked!
Yeah, I guess I could smack a little gob, myself.
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