So, how did it go Dad?
I'm not absolutely sure, boys, but I think I just became the king of the pharmacists.
Awesome!
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Oops! Outer ring. We'll try again.
Zero! Write that down, Baljeet!
Oh, yes. By all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.
RRodney
[to Dr. Doofensmirtz] You broke my Izer!
Inator! Inator!
RRodney
Shut it!
No, you shut it!
RRodney
Aw, c'mon! This is so funny?!
Today Danville, tomorrow the world!
What kind of person hands out these weird orange peanuts? We gotta find a better neighborhood.
That's strange. I've never seen this place before. You'd think we would have noticed it.
I'm gonna give those orange PINGAS a second look.
The light under his chin makes his story pretty convincing.
Actually, there is no scientific evidence for the existence of ghosts.
What do you know? You're a daffodil.
Daisy!
Case closed.
Oh please.
RRussel
Oh this always happens.
Don't panic everyone.
I think that's my hand.
Wait a minute. If you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin on your head, what does that make you when you were alive?
The probability of a humanoid-vegetable hybrid is exceedingly remote.
Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.
Sounds like a vampire to me. [Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face]
Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.
And why would marathoners be following anyone besides, you know, three guys from Kenya.
Well, this isn't much of a horror movie. Where are the rock and roll musical numbers?
The entire galaxy. That enough elbow room for you?
Well, for today.
Ladies and gentlemen, BROS and HOES, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extract ourselves from this. The most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer controlled tower, so fiendishly clever, that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane!
[During Dr. Doofensmirtz's flashback]
YRYoung Roger Doofensmirtz
Sweet Aunt Bephy, you have always been my favorite.
BAunt Bephy
Roger, so polite. Heinz?
YDYoung Dr. Doofensmirtz
That's some mole!
[To the present time]
DDr. Doofensmirtz
Heh, it takes a long time to clean out a chicken SHIT with a spoon.
[after Phineas and Ferb enter the escape tower] Legally speaking, what is our liability here?
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