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Phineas and Ferb
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Same thing tomorrow?

Nah, I like to keep moving forward.

Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.

You callin' me a shark?

[Ferb does a Vulcan nerve pinch and Buford falls over, unconscious]

Ferb!

Well, he was all up in my face.

CVComputer Voice

Hub is overheating... Hub is overheating.

[seeing the magma] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind.

PRPark Ranger

[to Phineas and Ferb] Ah... Excuse me, aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?

Yes, yes we are.

PRPark Ranger

Well, it's good to see young people taking an interest in our national heritage!

Yes! Hey Ferb! [chucks pillow at Ferb's face] It's Candace's Birthday! We gotta do better than last year...

[Flashback to a gorilla coming out of the cake and scaring Candace]

Not our best work.

[about Candace's birthday present] Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake

[when she sees her birthday present] Why, it's... it's... It's beautiful! [sobbing] Mom! Mom!

So this is how it ends, Ferb... defeated by our own dopplegangers. If only we had some sort of device that could stop them from... [Ferb holds up a small remote that makes the Phineandroids and Ferbots work or dance] Heh, heh. I know, I'm just messing with ya.

[talking about the Phineas and Ferb "Summer All the Time Collection"] Well, nice talking to you, Candace, but I gotta run. A store's getting a fresh shipment and I want to get there before they sell out. Oh, and by the way, that Gaston stuff is so 42 seconds ago.

The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is at it again. Not only does he have 3 books about insects overdue at the library, but he's cornered the market on aluminum siding and he's holed up in his water fortress on Lake Winimahatikihaha. I love saying that.

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