Phineas! Phineas! PHINEAS!
RFRacing Fan
Hey! I can't hear the cars!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
That helmet looks so manly.
Thanks.
[to Candace] Honey, close your mouth.
Look. My client gets 3% of the gross and a piece of the back end, or he walks. Yeah, that's right. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, buddy!
Candace [to the producer about Phineas and Ferb]: Wait, wait, don't you think they're a little young to be big-budget movie directors?
PProducer
With 176 million hits, they can be in diapers for all I care.
Okay, Candace. This is a very important scene. It is nothing less than the emotional backbone of the whole film. Oh, and the villagers are coming at you with everything they've got.
Phineas, what do you mean the villag...
Action! [Ferb throws miniature bullets at Candace] The Air Force! [Ferb throws miniature planes at Candace] The Space Aramada from the planet Plumbing Supplies! [Ferb throws plumbing supplies at Candace] Beautiful! Thats a Print! [Ginger whispers to Phineas. Phineas removes the lens cap from the camera] Oh, that's a little embarrassing. Okay, people, nice rehearsal, let's take it from the top. [Candace has a very angry look on her face]
[wearing a tropical banana hat] Wow! Is this banana hat for some cool tropical dance number?
We're trying to come up with some exciting camera angles for the big chase scene, so we strapped a camera onto this starving monkey.
[The monkey screeches and chases Candace; Candace ends up bruised and disheveled]
[chuckles] Sorry that monkey cam didn't work out. We're gonna try it with Ferb this time. [Ferb has a camera strapped to his head. Phineas hands Candace a sub sandwich] Now take this sandwich and remember, Ferb hasn't eaten lunch yet.
[Ferb screeches and chases Candace]
Okay, Candace, this is your beauty shot. The curse has been lifted, and you're no longer a monster. Now this scene is all about what the heart wants, but the mind can't have.
Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting.
But the Internet is forever.
[to Evander Holyfield ] Aren't you a little old to be a professional boxer?
EHEvander Holyfield
Yes, yes I am.
Cool.
Unfortunately, my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.
RReferee
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! He's from a broken home. His hobby's breaking bones. Buford the Bullyyy! And in this corner, he's got moves. He's got grace. His nose takes up his entire face. Fabulous Phineeeeeas Flynn!
RReferee
Okay, boys. Let's have a fair and square fight and in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act that could be found imitatable by an impressionable child viewer.
Aww!
I don't think this is going so well.
EHEvander Holyfield
Nonsense, kid! Go for the gold! Fight fire with fire! Ah, shoot. Shoot him the stink eye! Uh, grease the pig! Ah, I got nothing.
Mom! Finally, indisputable photographic evidence of dangerous and irresponsible behavior!
Candace, this is your thumb in front of the lens.
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