They're really havin' fun in there.
S2Phil of the Garage
Just give me 5 seconds with him!
Now, Pim, calm down!
Makalowa tsee-tonga!
Curtis! Watch your language! Get--Oh!
Ohh! Ooh!
Ohh! Ohh! How'd you sneak in here? Tunnel number 3?
You know about 3-zie?
I've always known. I've just never told mom and dad.
Too bad jurassic the clown doesn't share your code of honor. One day, and he's already gotten me grounded for a month.
Well, let's just hope he doesn't figure out your plan to breed and market attack squirrels.
You know about that, too? See? You're a much more worthy opponet. Too bad you're out of here, right?
(Sighs) I'll break my rule and be honest with you. I don't really love being on my own, but if i tell mom and dad, then i'm right back where i started.
I'm seeing a mutually beneficial arrangement. I get rid of Curtis and you get your room back without groveling.
Look, I am willing to try anything if it gets me back into the house and lets me keep my new-found maturity.
So why'd you sneak in here anyway? Forget your blankie?
No. Just a small swatch of fabric that means absolutely nothing to me.
(Wheezing) (Whimpering)
Whoa! Pim!
What's wrong, Sweetheart?
Another nightmare about the collapse of the capitalist system?
(Whining) I miss my big brother.
Are we both dreaming the same dream or did Pim just say she misses Phil?
It's Pim and she's our little girl and she misses our little boy.
And when did she get freckles?
Lloyd, we are losing touch with our children!
(As A Baby) Is Phil ever coming back?
Lloyd, I don't care how you do it, I want you to convince Phil to move back in.
Okay, honey, first thing in the morning.
(Slap)
Aah! You mean now, don't you?
Thank you, Daddykins.
I'm coming with, Honey.
(Whimpering)
(Sighs) Ahh, this mattress flexes to meet my every curve.
Hi, Phil!
Lloyd. Barb.
Well, won't you come in?
Is there any way we can convince you to move back into your old room?
Gee, Lloyd, I don't know.
We promise to always knock before entering your room.
It's your sister Pim, she really misses you.
Oh. Well, if it's for Pim...Sure. (Scoffs) Kids, huh?
He really is growing up. Oh! He dropped his blankie.
S2It's a Wonder-Phil Life
He's beautiful! Can I keep him?
He's...yours.
Yippee!! Ya know, two is such a couple, but three would be like my own little party!
(Phil makes another replicate of Mr. Hackett)
HMr. Hacketts
Yippee!!
S2Christmas Break
Look at all the aluminum foil!
Lloyd, put it back.
Phil Diffy, you are the most wonderful boy I have ever known.
So I actually saved us?
I guess so.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, he's the bad kid for 10 seconds and that's it? I will not stand for this injustice!!
Wanna put the star on top of the tree?
'Kay.
S2Stuck in the Meddle With You
Hey, did you happen to notice how Kyle was looking at Brenda in math?
Keely, have you not learned your lesson? Meddling only leads to trouble.
Yeah, sorry. It just drives me crazy when two people, who are meant to be together, are too clueless to do anything about it. Wow the stars are beautiful tonight.
(Phil is looking at Keely)
Yeah.
S2Broadcast Blues
Breaking news! Four went home sick this morning after eating the low-fat cina-pork muffins in the cafeteria. Was it the pork? Was it the Cina? (in a scary voice) Or was it the muffin? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You'll find out on "Keely Teslow Investigates." I'm Keely Teslow.
Actually, I'm here to see Pim.
Why, what did she do to you?
N-nothing.
(screams) Lloyd, get the checkbook!
No, really...
Honey, whatever she broke, injured or humiliated, we will take care of it.
Honestly, everything's fine.
Hey, what's with the hardball? Just give me a round number.
Hey, Keely is more than just a pretty face, okay? She has a brain for facts, and a nose for news and a mouth for saying facts and news.
S2Happy Nird-day
Phil (to Keely): The cake has a smiley face because whenever we're together you make me smile and there are flowers cause you like wearing them in your hair and the candles smell like lavender cause I like ... you hate it, don't you?
This is the sweetest, most wonderful, incredibly beautiful thing anyone's ever done for me.
But, Owen had the surprise party and all this confetti and ...
What Owen did was nice, but what you did was out of this world. You don't need some science fiction thing to impress me. You know me.
S2Ill of the Future
Dad, Pim's being nice to me!
(sighs) Pim, stop being nice to your brother.
I can't help it!
Well then, Phil, whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off!
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