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Phil of the Future
All S1 S2

S2Phil of the Garage

I have to admit...This place looks amazing. You'd never even know it's a garage.

Hupp, got it!

Hey...Bruno! And you brought your crew. Come on in, Bruno's crew.

BBruno

Cool. You got your own place.

Yeah. Yeah. Would've been long ago, but, you know, parents couldn't bear to lose me. You can see their house from here.

BBruno

Brought you a little housewarming. Some of Bruno's famous slaw.

It's...It's empty.

BBruno

We got caught in traffic.

Congratulations on winning the teriyaki poll.

BBruno

You know, Keely, uh...All we can really do is try. But when you try with a little umph, you get umph out of your try...Which makes triumph. (Chuckles)

BBruno

That's right. Chew on that while i chew on this.

All right, Everbody, just relax. I'll handle this...And, Bruno, that--that's me, not Keely.

BBruno

Sorry.

That's still me. Lloyd, you turned off the electricity in the garage.

Sorry, Phil, but you didn't pay your bill.

But we just got this party started. Can't you wait to turn off the electricity till later, like, when i go to sleep?

Sure...In kid world, but this is adult world, where electricity goes off when you don't pay your bills.

Phil, everybody's gonna head home! I mean...What can a bunch of teenagers do in a garage in the dark with no parental supervision?

You're right. All right. Well, thanks for comin'.

BBruno

F.Y.I...The slaw container's not dishwasher-safe, so if you could just give it a quick little rinse-ski...that'd be good.

I'm gonna head home, too. Happy garage.

Phil. Why don't you come in the house for dinner and game night? You can be on my team for (Mispronouncing) Charades!

That is my home, and that's where i'm staying. I don't need electricity, and i don't need you!

Can you at least keep the electricity on until i get to the couch? Thank you.

Curtis. It was so nice of you to cook tonight.

Thanks, Mom.

And delicious! What was this? Beef? Pork? Chicken?

Uh...Just say...Not fast runner.

Oh.

There are so many things i like about Curtis. He's not Phil, he was no Phil-like qualities, and, unlike Phil, he's someone other than Phil.

Oh! Curtis like Pim, too. Pim pretty...And smart.

Thank you, Curtis.

Pim good digger, too.

That's enough, Curtis.

Digger?

Curtis find excellent tunnels from Pim's room to back fence. Uh, main tunnel, side tunnel, emergency tunnel--

Zip it, Curtis!

Tunnels?

Pim very thoughtful, too. Only use dead of night so not wake up Barb and Lloyd.

You...Are grounded. 2 weeks for every tunnel you made.

And we mean above-grounded.

You knuckle-dragging yaboo!

Nrrahh!

Enough! We are all gonna join in a rousing game of (Mispronouncing) Charades and have a jolly old time. Okay? Do i make myself clear?

BBoth

Yes, Dad.

Honey, how can we have game night without the whole family?

I've already asked Phil, honey, and he'd rather be in his garage. he loves it there.

Um...Oh...Oh! Oh! Ooh...Oh! Romeo and Juliet!

Yeah!

Yes!

Yay! The score--Curtis and Pim, zip, the almighty megalatrons, 3!

You'd think someone who could barely talk would be better at this game.

Ooh, Curtis cut in 2 by Pim wit.

Pim, your turn.

Here we go. Ha ha!

Focus! 3 word! Last word. Run! Leave! Go! Uh, Pim go! Pim dig! Oh. Pim dig tunnel and leave house! Bad Pim. Pim grounded.

That's it! You're done!

Pim, down!

Pim no scare Curtis.

Rahrr!

Okay, Pim scare Curtis a little.

Ohh! Ohh! How'd you sneak in here? Tunnel number 3?

You know about 3-zie?

I've always known. I've just never told mom and dad.

Too bad jurassic the clown doesn't share your code of honor. One day, and he's already gotten me grounded for a month.

Well, let's just hope he doesn't figure out your plan to breed and market attack squirrels.

You know about that, too? See? You're a much more worthy opponet. Too bad you're out of here, right?

(Sighs) I'll break my rule and be honest with you. I don't really love being on my own, but if i tell mom and dad, then i'm right back where i started.

I'm seeing a mutually beneficial arrangement. I get rid of Curtis and you get your room back without groveling.

Look, I am willing to try anything if it gets me back into the house and lets me keep my new-found maturity.

So why'd you sneak in here anyway? Forget your blankie?

No. Just a small swatch of fabric that means absolutely nothing to me.

(Wheezing) (Whimpering)

Whoa! Pim!

What's wrong, Sweetheart?

Another nightmare about the collapse of the capitalist system?

(Whining) I miss my big brother.

Are we both dreaming the same dream or did Pim just say she misses Phil?

It's Pim and she's our little girl and she misses our little boy.

And when did she get freckles?

Lloyd, we are losing touch with our children!

(As A Baby) Is Phil ever coming back?

Lloyd, I don't care how you do it, I want you to convince Phil to move back in.

Okay, honey, first thing in the morning.

(Slap)

Aah! You mean now, don't you?

Thank you, Daddykins.

I'm coming with, Honey.

(Whimpering)

(Sighs) Ahh, this mattress flexes to meet my every curve.

Hi, Phil!

Lloyd. Barb.

Well, won't you come in?

Is there any way we can convince you to move back into your old room?

Gee, Lloyd, I don't know.

We promise to always knock before entering your room.

It's your sister Pim, she really misses you.

Oh. Well, if it's for Pim...Sure. (Scoffs) Kids, huh?

He really is growing up. Oh! He dropped his blankie.

S2It's a Wonder-Phil Life

He's beautiful! Can I keep him?

He's...yours.

Yippee!! Ya know, two is such a couple, but three would be like my own little party!

(Phil makes another replicate of Mr. Hackett)

HMr. Hacketts

Yippee!!

S2Christmas Break

So I actually saved us?

I guess so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, he's the bad kid for 10 seconds and that's it? I will not stand for this injustice!!

Wanna put the star on top of the tree?

'Kay.

S2Stuck in the Meddle With You

Hey, did you happen to notice how Kyle was looking at Brenda in math?

Keely, have you not learned your lesson? Meddling only leads to trouble.

Yeah, sorry. It just drives me crazy when two people, who are meant to be together, are too clueless to do anything about it. Wow the stars are beautiful tonight.

(Phil is looking at Keely)

Yeah.

S2Broadcast Blues

Breaking news! Four went home sick this morning after eating the low-fat cina-pork muffins in the cafeteria. Was it the pork? Was it the Cina? (in a scary voice) Or was it the muffin? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You'll find out on "Keely Teslow Investigates." I'm Keely Teslow.

Actually, I'm here to see Pim.

Why, what did she do to you?

N-nothing.

(screams) Lloyd, get the checkbook!

No, really...

Honey, whatever she broke, injured or humiliated, we will take care of it.

Honestly, everything's fine.

Hey, what's with the hardball? Just give me a round number.

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