Hey, Keely is more than just a pretty face, okay? She has a brain for facts, and a nose for news and a mouth for saying facts and news.
S2Broadcast Blues
S2Happy Nird-day
Phil (to Keely): The cake has a smiley face because whenever we're together you make me smile and there are flowers cause you like wearing them in your hair and the candles smell like lavender cause I like ... you hate it, don't you?
This is the sweetest, most wonderful, incredibly beautiful thing anyone's ever done for me.
But, Owen had the surprise party and all this confetti and ...
What Owen did was nice, but what you did was out of this world. You don't need some science fiction thing to impress me. You know me.
S2Ill of the Future
Dad, Pim's being nice to me!
(sighs) Pim, stop being nice to your brother.
I can't help it!
Well then, Phil, whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off!
Phil (to Keely): It was the beard, wasn't it?
The beard on its own, not so much. But when you add the nickname "Troll Boy" and green skin? It's every girl's dream.
S2Where's the Wizard?
I told you students a thousand times, no amusing gizmology in school. This is mine now.
Lil' Danny found it and I made him give it back! The little guy must've stolen it! I'm so angry! But at the same time, so proud.
S2Not So Great-Great Grandpa
Phil, he's telling the truth. He's not going to do any more pranks. What are we going to do? (Phil starts disappearing and reappears again) Okay, you're really freaking me out.
S2Back To The Future (Not The Movie)
(on the morning announcements) Good morning. Here's today's daily headline munchie. I'm Keely Teslow. The top story: the results are in for the yearbook votes. May I have the envelope, please?
[Phil runs on camera with the envelope and hands it to Keely.]
In the category of best dressed, the winner is...Donnie Ron Con Commo. Congratulations, Donnie. Best dressed...Archer Slickman. Cutest couple...Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy -- WHAT THE?
[Phil and Keely both have confused and shocked looks on their faces.]
Unless -- do -- do you wanna be a couple?
(quickly) No.
(confirming) No.
Do you?
...Nooooo.
(shyly) Yes.
Yes?
I do.
Me too!
Yay! We're a couple!
Shhh!
Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
[Phil comes into the family's kitchen, dancing and looking happy]
Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?
Phil, we've got some great news!
So do I -- Keely and I are together.
Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.
What do you mean?
(mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!
Phil, do you know how many times the "time machine" has been "fixed" by your "dad"?
Why did you put air quotes around 'dad'?
Did I? Eh, sloppy finger work.
[...]
I mean, it's for real this time, the time machine's really fixed, for real, really. My dad tested it and we're going home.
Oh. When are you leaving?
Tomorrow morning at 8:30. My dad wants to be in the 8th dimension by noon to beat time traffic --
Phil, we finally get to be a couple and then, like, a day later you're leaving?
I'm sorry --
[Keely gets up and leaves.]
Keel? Keel...
Boo-hoo, Phil's gonna miss his girlfriend, wah, wah, wah. (laughs, then pauses) Wow, I think I hate myself.
[All the family comes out at night to destroy the time machine and catch each other in the act.]
(holding a hammer) Okay, who else used the coconut excuse?
[Barbara points to herself and Lloyd.]
Yeah. Coconuts. Me too.
[Pim goes back to bed.]
(realizing) I can't not say goodbye to Phil!
(seeing Phil) Phil! You're still here! Does that mean you're not going?
No, no, I'm still going.
Oh...
I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye for real.
Well, good --
[Phil kisses her. Cut to various shots of the school, where everyone is cheering loudly.]
(stops kissing Phil) Bye.
[...]
(whispering in his ear) In the future will you wait for me?
Really? 'Cause won't you be really, really old?
[Keely gives him a look.]
But that shouldn't matter. See ya, Pepper.
See ya, Salt.
[A pause.]
...Well, I gotta go. My dad's waiting in the time machine...(realizing he's still on TV)...ride at the amusement park!
[Phil leaves. Keely sits back down in her anchor seat. There's a brief pause.]
In -- uh -- in other news -- oh, we all know nothing's gonna top that.
[She throws her papers up in the air and walks off screen, marking the last time we see her in the series.]
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