[Pee-wee attempts to putt his golf ball into the windmill, but misses; his friends cheer]
Pee-wee
But I missed!
Conky
But nobody misses like you do, Pee-wee.
Magic Screen
What style.
Chairry
What flair.
Randy
What a lotta hooey. Psst! Hey, Pee-wee, come here. [Pee-wee walks up to him] Lemme straighten you out. Can't you see what's goin' on? Why do you think everyone's bein' so nice to ya?
Pee-wee
'Cause they like me.
Randy
Ah, wise up, Pee-wee. Put two and two together. Everybody's bein' nice to you, because they want you to take 'em to that dinner. That's the only reason.
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