A character in Pee-wee's Playhouse
Played by Alison Mork
Pee-wee's Playhouse · 45 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Pee-wee's Playhouse: in 3 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Pee-wee (3)
Hey, Magic Screen, what's that red thing over there?
Magic ScreenWhat a silly question Pee-wee. It's the door.
[Everyone screams]
Hey, Pee-wee!
Yes, Mr. Window?
Someone's at the do - uh...Someone's at the red-padded entrance.
Oh, you mean the door.
[Everyone screams again]
[Pee-wee attempts to putt his golf ball into the windmill, but misses; his friends cheer]
But I missed!
But nobody misses like you do, Pee-wee.
Magic ScreenWhat style.
What flair.
What a lotta hooey. Psst! Hey, Pee-wee, come here. [Pee-wee walks up to him] Lemme straighten you out. Can't you see what's goin' on? Why do you think everyone's bein' so nice to ya?
'Cause they like me.
Ah, wise up, Pee-wee. Put two and two together. Everybody's bein' nice to you, because they want you to take 'em to that dinner. That's the only reason.
Magic ScreenIs celery a fruit or a vegetable, Pee-wee?
It's a vegetable, Magic Screen! Duh!
Magic ScreenI knew that. I was just making conversation.
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