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S3 E2Napoleon's Boney Parts

Hey, Coyle.

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

Call me Snake.

I changed my mind, man.

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

What? Ain't nothing like a clean shave, a close shave. Ah, ah, ah, don't squirm, you gonna make me nick your neck. So what you in here for, Augustus?

Murder. I killed a cop.

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

Sweet. But I got you beat. See, I whacked a whole family. Mama, daddy, two little sweet adorable kids. Sweet old grams.

What'd this family do to you?

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

Not a thing.

Then why you kill 'em?

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

For fun.

How you kill 'em?

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

Take a guess.

You slit their throats. Why you fucking with me, man?

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

I ain't fucking with you.

You up in Oz for armed robbery.

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

That I am. See, I never got caught for the murders. And never will.

Gimme my wheelchair, man.

MCMalcolm "Snake" Coyle

Yes, sir. Yessuh, massa. We aim to please.

S3 E3Legs

What's this thing between you and Vern? Every time he comes in here, you boys snarl at each other.

It's a long story.

I've got no other appointments today.

That bastard is the reason I'm on Death Row. He and another Aryan creep killed a Russian. Told me if I don't confess to the murder they'd kill me.

Death sentence either way.

Yeah.

But if you know you're going to die, why not tell the truth?

The other one, Mark Mack, is already dead. Besides, why should the hacks listen to me now? I say Schillinger did it, they say prove it. I have no proof.

Unless you say you did it together.

What?

Lie. Tell them that you and Vern both killed the Russian.

How does that help me get off Death Row?

It doesn't, hon. But it does ensure his ass will be up here in the cell next to yours. Just something to consider, Richie. Just something to consider.

(checking in a new inmate) Number? Number?

9-9-S-3-3-3. (grabs his bedding and walks away)

(to another inmate) That boy's last name. Know what it was? Schillinger.

I know that Tobias was in love with you and that you broke his arms and his legs.

CKChris Keller

Jesus Christ, you put it that way it makes me sound so cold.

Jesus Christ. Why they gotta show that?

CGCarmen "Chico" Guerra

Don't be a vag, O'Reily.

Hey, pal, I'm no vag but why they gotta put that stuff on TV?

It's evidence in Coyle's trial.

Evidence, fine. But show it in the Goddamned courtroom and not on the fucking local news. Hey how would you like it if you came home, you put the tube on, there's your grandmother with her guts spilling out for everyone to fucking see?

S3 E4Unnatural Disasters

MOfficer Mineo

Congratulations! It's a boy! A bouncing, baby boy. Your son arrived yesterday.

Which unit's he in?

MOfficer Mineo

Your favorite: Emerald City.

Schillinger hates that his kid uses drugs. Andy's only been here a few days and he's already bought a shitload of tits off me. So I'm saying we let Andy suck on that tit 'til he O.D.s.

Or...

You must really love your son, Schillinger, to come in here and ask me for a favor. It must be chewing up your insides to have to stand here in my office begging me for your son's life. 'Cause this is what you're doing, right? Begging?

Think of all the times I needed something from you and you just sit here with that stupid-ass grin on your face singing "doodah."

This is my son, goddamn it!

I thought you had two sons.

Yeah, I do.

Maybe you'll be luckier with the second.

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