Napa quotes from Oz

Dr. Gloria Nathan

You're HIV-positive.

What?!

Dr. Gloria Nathan

I'm sorry.

Doctor, that is not possible. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only way to get AIDS is by having sex or sharing a needle. Well I ain't done either and I'm not Asian!

What's your name again?

Nat.

What's that? Short for Nathaniel?

(revealing he is a cross-dresser) Short for Natalie.

Did I over dress?

Oh, Jesus. You know, you look a lot like my ex-wife.

Thanks.

That's not a compliment.