Augustus Hill and Malcolm "Snake" Coyle in “Napoleon's Boney Parts”

Augustus Hill

Hey, Coyle.

Call me Snake.

Augustus Hill

I changed my mind, man.

What? Ain't nothing like a clean shave, a close shave. Ah, ah, ah, don't squirm, you gonna make me nick your neck. So what you in here for, Augustus?

Augustus Hill

Murder. I killed a cop.

Sweet. But I got you beat. See, I whacked a whole family. Mama, daddy, two little sweet adorable kids. Sweet old grams.

Augustus Hill

What'd this family do to you?

Not a thing.

Augustus Hill

Then why you kill 'em?

For fun.

Augustus Hill

How you kill 'em?

Take a guess.

Augustus Hill

You slit their throats. Why you fucking with me, man?

I ain't fucking with you.

Augustus Hill

You up in Oz for armed robbery.

That I am. See, I never got caught for the murders. And never will.

Augustus Hill

Gimme my wheelchair, man.

Yes, sir. Yessuh, massa. We aim to please.